5 Times Christina Haack Dressed For Revenge After A Divorce

You know what they say: "Third time's the charm." Or maybe it's the final straw. Either way, Christina Haack is not crying over any spilled milk. Her romantic resume reads like a Zillow listing, including her house-flipping first husband, Tarek El Moussa (whom she married in 2009 and divorced in 2018), followed by British television host Ant Anstead (2018–2021) and finally realtor Joshua Hall (2021–2024), who cited "irreconcilable differences," according to People. Now, the HGTV star has officially hung up the "wife" title and reclaimed something way more powerful: main character energy.

Because this isn't about being anyone's ex-wife. This is about being the architect of her own comeback. Post-divorce, Christina's style is giving less compromise, more confidence as she leans toward soft glam, hard boundaries. She's raising three kids, flipping dream homes, and clearly flipping the bird (politely, with manicured nails) to any idea that divorce equals defeat, with some amazing celebrity revenge dress moments. 

Some women cry into pints of mint chocolate chip. Others write cryptic captions on Instagram. But Christina Haack? She struts onto the red carpet in a silky black mini-dress and lets the hair flips and highlighter do all the talking. Haack joined the ranks of celebrities who proved the versatility of the little black dress with this look she wore in April 2025.

The satin slip dress, with puffed sleeves and just a peek of lace, is an ensemble that whispers "I'm elegant," then winks, "but also a little dangerous." It's the kind of dress that says, "This chapter is closed — and I look amazing on the next page." She completed the look with cascading blonde waves worthy of a shampoo commercial, styled to perfection and serving "watch me thrive" vibes.

Christina Haack is once again reminding us that there's nothing more magnetic than a woman who knows exactly who she is, and dresses accordingly. In a photo shared on Instagram in February 2025, Haack wore a head-turning black lace corset and wide-leg trousers, acing the sheer clothing trend. She does not just show up, she owns the room. The look is a bold blend of sultry and sophisticated, as well as a modern take on "business after hours," with just enough sheer detailing to raise eyebrows ... and heart rates.

Who needs a dramatic tell-all when you have this kind of energy? In an Instagram post from August 2024, Christina Haack redefined the post-divorce glow-up with nothing but a black bikini, a balcony, and a breeze. Perched effortlessly on a balcony with the kind of view that makes your ex rethink his life choices, Haack radiates the exact vibe you hope to unlock post-split: toned, tanned, and totally untouchable.

Haack looks like a woman who made a promise to herself and kept it. And according to her Instagram Stories, she did. In August 2024, she posted an update on her divorce from Joshua Hall, writing in part, "I have a life coach and I made myself and her a promise, I will never ever give away my peace again," according to People. 

When Christina Haack stepped out for a girl's night in July 2024, just days after Joshua Hall filed for divorce, she wasn't just dressing for a night out — she was dressed like the final boss of her own life. Haack wore a fire-engine red mini dress with sky-high stilettos. Strapless, structured, and just short enough to spark envy from every angle, the satin mini hugged all the right places without trying too hard. And those strappy, sky-high heels weren't made for running back to anyone, just walking forward with poise.

Some revenge looks shout. Others whisper with a smirk. Christina Haack's ensemble does the former. Pictured here in "The Flip Off"  with fellow reality star Jeff Lewis, clipboard in hand and boots planted like she owns the block (spoiler alert: she probably redesigned it), Haack isn't just dressed for business, she is the business.

Styling her corset top with skin-tight black pants creates a look that is sharp and savage. This is fashion's version of a mic drop. Stacked, black, and unapologetic. These are not "walking away" boots — they're "walking through fire and still on time to meetings" boots.