29 Tracy Jordan Quotes That Make Me Miss '30 Rock'

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"Live every week like it's shark week."

Tracy Jordan Was the Best Thing About '30 Rock' and These Quotes Prove It

30 Rock was one of the greatest TV shows of all time. Thanks to Tina Fey we were lucky to laugh as hard as we did. And thanks to Hulu, we can watch 30 Rock anytime we want!

The Emmy award winning show was such a success thanks to character, Tracy Jordan (played by Tracy Morgan) and his hilarious antics. It's obvious that he is the best character, just read the quotes below! Send a Tracy Jordan quote to your friends, they'll appreciate the throwback!

Tracy Jordan Quotes

  • "Here's some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it's Shark Week."

  • "We are here because white folks think they can do whatever they want to do to black folks. It's like when Adrian Brody kissed Halle Barry at the Oscars. White people stole jazz, rock and roll, Will Smith, and heart disease."

  • "You're going to sue me? Who do you think you are, the San Diego zoo?"

  • "What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome. That is the new law."

  • "I love this cornbread so much I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant."

  • "Tell her you want her to donate her body to science and you're science. Tell her, Jack!"

  • "I don't need a birthday, 'cause I buy myself all the presents I need. And because of my drinking, they're often a surprise."

  • "Stop eating people's old French fries, pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?"

30 Rock Tracy Jordan Quotes

  • "My dear friend Moby just opened a tea house in Park Slope. Do you know him?"

  • "You remember Donald, my son who's two years older than me."

  • "Cornell commencement address? Sorry, but Tracy Jordan doesn't do safety schools."

  • "Florida – the penis of America!"

  • "I wonder if they give awards for tarantula displacement?"

  • "You don't have to thank me, Lemon. We're a team now. Like Batman and Robin. Like chicken, and a chicken container."

  • "A book hasn't given me this much trouble since Waldo went to that barber pole factory."

  • "I'm gonna have so much money, my grandkids are gonna play lacrosse. Lacrosse, Liz Lemon."

  • "I love my wife. I want her to be happy. But more than that, I want to do nothing."

  • "I'm not going to rehearse. I'm going to get a sandwich and then eat it on the toilet."

  • "I yelled ‘bababooey' at Walter Cronkite's funeral, so I actually have no idea of what's rude or not."

30 Rock Quotes Tracy Jordan

  • "Dress every day like you gonna get murdered in those clothes."

  • "The night is young. And neither are you."

  • "What is this? Horseville? Cause I'm surrounded by naysayers!"

  • "Sorry it took me so long to answer, I was just thinking about how weird it is that we eat birds."

  • "I don't get why people like brunch. What's the benefit of combing break dancing and lunch?"

  • "Uh uh. Superman does good. You're doing well. You need to study your grammar, son."

  • "I do have a long, elegant face, thank you, but I can't enjoy your compliment, because I'm sad."

  • "Your boos are not scaring me. I know most of you are not ghosts."

  • "I'm going to take a nap. See you in ten hours."

  • Who has the time? With work, family, and hobbies and listing excuses."

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