Laugh Out Loud When You Read 22 Quotes from My Big Fat Greek Wedding

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Opa! Enjoy 22 My Big Fat Greek Wedding Quotes With Your Windex

When was the last time you watched My Big Fat Greek Wedding? If it's been a while we recommend you watch it, stat!

It's one of the best romantic comedies ever and these quotes prove just that! If you're Greek like me, you'll see a lot of your family in the Portokalos family. While yes, the movie is a comedy, the similarities to the culture are astounding. So if you can't take a trip to Greece this summer check out some of the funniest My Big Fat Greek Wedding quotes below. Just make sure you have some Windex handy.

My Big Fat Greek Wedding Quotes

  • "Let me tell you something Toula; the man is the head, but the woman is the neck and she can turn the head any way she wants." - Maria

  • "Toula, there's two kinds of people: Greeks and everybody else who wish they were Greeks." - Gus

  • "Niko! Don't play with your food! When I was your age, we didn't have food!" - Maria

  • "What do you mean, he don't eat no meat? That's okay, that's okay. I make lamb." - Aunt Voula

  • "I've never seen my sister this happy, Ian. If you hurt her, I'll kill you and make it look like an accident." - Nick

  • "Mama, please! The Greeks and the Turks friends now!" - Gus

  • "My dad believed in two things: That Greeks should educate non-Greeks about being Greek and that any ailment from psoriasis to poison ivy could be cured with Windex." - Toula

  • "Put some windex on it." - Gus

  • "Oh Toula, eat something, please!" - Maria

Quotes From My Big Fat Greek Wedding

  • "If nagging were an Olympic sport, my Aunt Voula would win a gold medal!" - Toula

  • "Yes! Get married! Make babies! You look so...old!" - Gus

  • "So, what happens is my dad and uncles, they fight over who gets to eat the lamb brain. And then my aunt Voula forks the eyeball and chases me around with it, trying to get me to eat it, cause it's gonna make me smart. So, you have two cousins, I have twenty-seven first cousins. Just twenty-seven first cousins alone! And my whole family is big and loud. And everybody is in each other's lives and business. All the time! Like, you never just have a minute alone, just to think! Cause we're always together, just eating, eating, eating! The only other people we know are Greeks, cause Greeks marry Greeks to breed more Greeks, to be loud breeding Greek eaters!" - Toula

  • "In Greek school, where I learned valuable lessons such as: "If Nick has one goat and Maria has nine, how soon will they marry?" - Toula

  • "Now, you are family. Okay. All my life, I had a lump at the back of my neck, right here. Always, a lump. Then I started menopause and the lump got bigger from the "hormonees." It started to grow. So I go to the doctor, and he did the bio... the b... the... the bios... the... b... the "bobopsy." Inside the lump he found teeth and a spinal column. Yes. Inside the lump was my twin. Opa!!"- Aunt Voula

  • "A bun? A bonk bon bonk. Boooont. It's a cake, I know! Thank you, thank you very very much.... there's a hole in this cake." - Maria

Funny My Big Fat Greek Wedding Quotes

  • "It is your luck day... to be baptized into the Greek Orthodox Church!" - Gus

  • "You know, the root of the word Miller is a Greek word. Miller come from the Greek word "milo," which is mean "apple," so there you go. As many of you know, our name, Portokalos, is come from the Greek word "portokali," which mean "orange." So, okay? Here tonight, we have, ah, apple and orange. We all different, but in the end, we all fruit." - Gus

  • "Hey Ian, we're going kill ya! Oooopa!" - Angelo

  • "Welcome to my home. Over here is my brother, Ted, and his wife, Melissa, and their children, Anita, Diane and Nick. Over here, my brother Tommy, his wife Angie, and their children, Anita, Diane and Nick. And here, my brother George, his wife Freda, and their children, Anita, Diane and Nick. Taki, Sophie, Kari, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, uh, Nikki, and I am Gus." - Gus

  • "Toula. Toula! You're engaged! You're engaged-We never think this would happen for you-Never! Never. Taki, didn't we say that..?" - Aunt Voula

  • "When I was growing up, I knew I was different. The other girls were blonde and delicate. And I was a swarthy six-year-old with sideburns." - Toula

  • "Give me a word, any word, and I show you that the root of that word is Greek." - Gus

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