30 Legally Blonde Quotes That Will Make You "Bend And Snap"

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Revisit some popular Legally Blonde quotes in preparation for the next movie!

We Bet You Have These 30 Legally Blonde Quotes Memorized Already

Hey fans of Legally Blonde do you remember all these quotes from the Reese Witherspoon hit movie? You probably have a few of these quotes memorized already so let's see how many you really know!

If you want a walk down memory lane take a look at some of the most iconic Legally Blonde quotes from the beloved movies. And now that there's a new movie on the way you'll have fun reminiscing about Legally Blonde. Have fun reading all the greatest quotes from Legally Blonde.

Legally Blonde Quotes

  • "If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you're not the girl I thought you were." - Professor Stromwell

  • "Hi. I'm Elle Woods and this is Bruiser Woods. We're both Gemini vegetarians." - Elle Woods

  • "Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed!" - Elle Woods

  • "Just bend and--snap!" - Elle Woods

  • "I need a boyfriend who's not such a complete bonehead." - Elle Woods

  • "What, like, it's hard?" - Elle Woods

  • "Most importantly, you must always have faith in yourself." - Elle Woods

Quotes from Legally Blonde

  • "Oh, look, how cute! There's, like, a judge and everything. And jury people. Vote for Elle!" - Margot

  • "Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't." - Elle Woods

  • "I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life. (Someone whistles). I object!" - Elle Woods

  • "Hello, Patriots! I don't think I've been this excited since Gucci became a publicly-traded company." - Elle Woods

  • "The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known." - Elle Woods

  • "Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated." - Elle Woods

  • "Do you think she woke up one morning and said... "I think I'll go to law school today." - Professor Callahan

  • "It's pink." - Professor Callahan

  • "And it's scented. I think it gives it a little something extra." - Elle Woods

Best Legally Blonde Quotes

  • "I'd pick the dangerous one because I'm not afraid of a challenge." - Elle Woods

  • "I'm never going to be good enough for you am I?" - Elle Woods

  • "Honey, you were first runner up at the Miss. Hawaiian tropics contest. Why are you going to throw that all away?" - Elle Woods's mom

  • "Oh, is this like an RSVP thing?" - Elle Woods

  • "No, it's like a smart people thing." - Vivian Kensington

  • "Pooh Bear, just get in the car." - Warner Huntington III:

  • "No". - Elle Woods

  • "You're gonna ruin your shoes." - Warner Huntington III:

  • "Okay..." - Elle Woods

  • "I'm reading about the LSATs." - Elle Woods

  • "My cousin had that once. Apparently you get a really bad rash on your...." - Serena

  • "It has come to my attention that the maintenance staff is switching our toilet paper from Charmin.... to generic! All those opposed to chafing, please say "Aye"." - Elle Woods

  • "If I'm going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I'm 30, I'm going to need a boyfriend who's not such a bonehead." - Elle Woods

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