33 Instagram Captions for Day Drinking

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If you can't think of a cute Instagram caption for your day drinking, look no further!

Day Drinking Instagram Captions

If you're out in the sun this summer or day drinking your way to Christmas, you can use a plethora of Instagram caption options!

Gather your friends, station your family, and get ready to take some pictures while drinking alcohol during the day. Just make sure you hydrate with water, reapply sunscreen, and eat something. And obviously, never drink and drive!

Quotes for Day Drinking Instagram Captions

" I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway

"All is fair in love and beer." - Kurt Paradis

"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." - W.C. Fields

"24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?" - Steven Wright

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy". - Benjamin Franklin

"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time." - Catherine Zandonella

"There is no bad whiskey, there are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others." - Raymond Chandler

Day Drinking Instagram Captions

• Twinkle, twinkle little star, point me to the nearest bar.

• Alcohol you later!

• "I'll drink to that!" - me to everything.

• Tequila probably won't fix your problems, but it's worth a shot.

• Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk.

• This tequila takes like I'm not going to work tomorrow.

• On Cloud Wine.

• Trouble never looked so God damn fine.

• Bad choices make good stories.

• We've neem friends for so long, I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence.

• Red Lips & Wine Sips.

• You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.

Lyrics for Day Drinking Instagram Captions

• "Pour a little Crown in a Dixie cup" - Luke Bryan

• "We don't buy no drinks at the bar, we pop champagne cos' we got that dough, lemme hear you say ahhhhhhhhh." -Trey Songz

• "Blame it on the Goose, got you feelin' loose" - Jamie Foxx

• "Even if we did get a little bit too drunk, time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted" - Asher Roth

• "Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots.... EVERYBODY!" -LMFAO

• "I'm here for the beer and the ball-busting band" - Gretchen Wilson

• "I am going to get drunk and be somebody" - Toby Keith

• "Cause I've got friends in low places where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases" - Garth Brooks

• "Well, I gotta get drunk, Lord, I can't stay sober" - George Jones

• "Jack Daniels kicked my ass again last night" - Eric Church

• "So join me for a drink boys we're gonna make a big noise" - ACDC

• "Pour up, drank, head shot, drank" - Kendrick Lamar

• ""He drinks a whiskey drink. He drinks a vodka drink. He drinks a lager drink. He drinks a cider drink." - Chumbawamba