You'll Never Stop Reciting These 32 Iconic Step Brothers Quotes

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Did we just become best friends?

There's So Much Room for Activities When You Use These Step Brothers Quotes

Okay, who doesn't love Step Brothers?

Released in 2008 it became a huge hit. From halloween costumes to movie marathons, Step Brothers felt like one of the most quoted movies that year. Years later, it's still beloved by people with great sense of humor.

We guarantee you'll read these quotes and feel inspired to watch the Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly hit classic. Take a look at some of the best Step Brothers quotes and start reciting them to your friends and family, or really to anyone who will listen.

The Best Step Brothers Quotes

  • "I haven't had a carb since 2004." - Derek

  • "You get out of my face or I'm gonna roundhouse your ass! - Brennan

  • "For a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn." - Dale

  • "Did we just become best friends?" - Brennan

  • "Run away little boy." - Dale

  • "I'm not gonna call him Dad. Even if there's a fire!" - Brennan

  • "Dad what are you doing? It's shark week!" - Dale

  • "It would five us so much extra space in our room to do activities." - Brennan

  • "You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors." - Dale

  • "I tea-bagged your drum set!" - Brennan

  • "Brennan has a man-gina!" - Derek

Funny Quotes from Step Brothers

  • "Do you wanna go do karate in the garage?" - Dale

  • "That's so funny. The last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur." - Dale

  • "I've been called the songbird of my generation." - Brennan

  • "You voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus." - Dale

  • "I remember my first beer." - Brennan

  • "It's the f--kin' Catalina Wine Mixer!" - Derek

  • "Why are you so sweaty?" - Dale

  • "I was watching cops." - Brennan

  • "One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands." - Dale

  • "I still hate you, but you have a pretty good collection of nudie magazines." - Brennan

  • "Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon. You yelled ‘rape' at the top of your lungs." - Nancy

  • "I'm f--king miserable. I had to get up at 10 o'clock this morning." - Dale

Step Brothers Quotes

  • "See that black smudge right there on the blade? Randy. Jackson. From American Idol." - Brennan

  • "Robert better not get in my face, because I'll drop that motherf--ker." - Brennan

  • "I wanna roll you into a little ball and shove you in my vagina. You could just live up there. It's warm and it's cozy." - Alice

  • "I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home." - Brennan

  • "It was the Asbestos in the house, that's what did it!" - Dale

  • "Hey Derek, Sprechen ze dick?!" - Brennan

  • "I'm gonna fill, a pillow case, full of bars of soap, and beat the shit out of you!" - Brennan

  • "You should have never let us make bunkbeds! It was a terrible idea! There's blood everywhere! Dad, Nancy, it's bad. It's so bad. There's blood everywhere. Those bunk beds were a terrible idea. Why'd you let us do that? It's so bad!" - Dale

  • "You don't say that!" - Brennan

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