Ryan Reynolds’ Twitter Feed Is Now Required Reading For All Parents
He's writing the book on parenting, one tweet at a time...
So, Ryan Reynolds has basically been quietly writing a parenting manual on Twitter. The reason this is so surprising to discover is because he and Blake Lively are some of the most private celebrities out there, ESPECIALLY when it comes to their home lives. However, Ryan Reynolds is dropping pure parenting gold, 140 character tweets at a time.
He and Lively are parents to 2-year-old James and 5-month-old Ines — which obviously makes them twitter verified for parenting advice, because two kids 5 and under is basically child-rearing boot camp.
I mean, maybe don't take Reynolds' parenting advice too seriously... But ALL parents can definitely relate to his hilarious take on diaper explosions, kid crafts, traveling with babies and watching little girls grow up way too fast.
Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 30, 2017
Damn it's hard letting your infant daughter go somewhere alone for the first time. I was a total mess dropping her off at Burning Man.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 7, 2016
My daughter's only 6 months old and already drawing. I'd hang it on the fridge but honestly, it's absolute garbage.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 19, 2015
After this morning's diaper, my daughter finally earned the teardrop tattoo on her face.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 14, 2016
This isn't the first time Reynolds has offered parenting advice that cracked us all up. Just after his second daughter was born — and he was named one of GQ‘s Men of the Year — he released a video full of tips for the birth of a new baby. From the obvious — be in the room when it happens, Dad! — to the less so — don't tip your imaginary top hat and tell your wife you're "At your cervix" — it's no wonder Reynolds' Twitter advice is so great. He's got this dad thing on lock.
My daughter just sneezed into my yawning mouth. Seemed really fucking pleased with herself. Joke's on her. She'll have to bury me someday.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) April 16, 2016
No matter which kids book I read to my screaming baby on an airplane, the moral of the story is always something about a vasectomy.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 7, 2016
I'm teaching my daughter that the sun goes down each night because it's mad at her. Probably gonna write a book on parenting at some point.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 5, 2015
Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 22, 2016
Reynolds proved he was the greatest celeb dad of all time again during an appearance on Late Night with Seth Meyers, where he gave the single greatest piece of dad advice ever to fall from the lips of a man: "Just do the dirty work, man. You gotta do the diapers, you gotta do the middle of the night thing. I mean, your wife — a human being will exit your wife, so she's done enough. Just change the diapers and do all that stuff." Have truer words ever been spoken?
Got totally messed up on probiotics last night and digested the fuck out of dinner.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 28, 2015
Having a kid doesn't stop this party train.
What's better than a 12 hour drive with a screaming 1 year old? Not including hepatitis.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 2, 2016
Totally caved and tossed my daughter the keys to the car. She looked really happy as they bounced off her tiny infant face.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 12, 2016
The mobile above my daughter's crib is just a whole bunch of NuvaRings. So she remembers how lucky she is.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) October 20, 2016
Coffee table book anyone?
h/t | Scarry Mommy
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