America's Tweeting: Obama Is Basically That Ex-Boyfriend That Got Away
Baby Come Back ...
Basically, we're emotionally confused, so let's break it down.
Americans are tweeting all about Barack Obama on vacation and it's become very clear in the last week that we all have some mixed feelings about seeing him so happy. We feel a bit torn, we're like "happy" for him, but then, there's that other nagging feeling that's hard to place, right?
Here's Obama leaving the White House, sad, sad, sad
Since leaving the White House, Obama has quickly settled into vacation mode
Here he is at the beginning of his vacation:
He started out a little shy, the backwards cap was playful tho. (yay tiny clap)
Post-presidency Obama (and Richard Branson) pic.twitter.com/Bq2e2DLjFH— Jennifer Epstein (@jeneps) February 1, 2017
BUT THEN: Vacation studding and blocking America's number ...
When you finally block America's number. pic.twitter.com/SVSNo93jol— top gang thug (@tamakloeee) February 7, 2017
Who are you even?
We're like seeing our ex-bae in a new glorious light and it's not even Snapchat filtered ...
🎶 Nothing can compare to your first true love / so I hope this reminds you babe / when it's real it's forever so don't forget about POT-US 🎶 pic.twitter.com/6PPdFUsPFn— Alex Bedder (@itgetsbedder) February 7, 2017
baby come back ...
Obama just posed for the "I'm GREAT!" pic you'd petty post after a breakup. pic.twitter.com/DkmjF6CgTJ— Encyclopedia Black (@luckyturner) February 7, 2017
We've lost all pride
Looking at President Obama's vacation pics make me feel like I'm stalking an ex on Instagram.— Kirk Draco Franklin (@axolROSE) February 7, 2017
how my ex smiles knowing my new boyfriend is a liar, cheater, ugly pigboy pic.twitter.com/BZrKrMVDS2— Ziwe (@ziwe) February 7, 2017
I mean, who knew ... he's just flourishing out there
when u finally find ur thrive pic.twitter.com/YOG5WCpCoI— jeff in real life (@thecultureofme) February 7, 2017
But America ... There's no amount of sweet-talking we can do to convince him to come back
BABY COME BACK I CAN CHANGE pic.twitter.com/BgFbr4nA6Q— Stephen LaConte (@stephenlc) February 7, 2017
I mean Biden had our back at first, but now we're not even sure if they talk any more ...
when u realize ur best friend is better friends with someone else pic.twitter.com/t6rTiOpqvF— jomny sun (@jonnysun) February 7, 2017
Sometimes you may find yourself wondering -- Was it ever really real?
"It's like our relationship didn't mean anything. Look at him all happy. He doesn't miss us at all!"— Stacey E. Singleton (@staceyNYCDC) February 7, 2017
Trying not to be bitter about your happiness ...
Not that he doesn't absolutely deserve it, but wow, Obama and I could not possibly be living more different versions of the year 2017.— Punch More Nazis (@KendraJames_) February 7, 2017
I'm not a salty ex-bae
America has collectively become Barack Obama's salty ex-bae scrolling through his post-breakup IG like pic.twitter.com/XLVeZaXYY8— wikipedia brown (@eveewing) February 7, 2017
... don't look at me cry
All of us as we see the Obama vacation pics on the TL: pic.twitter.com/77QGxE0MyY— Bald & Boujee (@Pattric) February 7, 2017
But deep down we only want love from you
These Obama vacation pics are the best man. He ain't fucking w/ y'all right now. He got dolphins to ride & shit— Don Victor (@Don__Victor) February 7, 2017
Well, we might also want your secrets
Obama vacation like 😁😁😁. His hair might just turn black again! pic.twitter.com/7txX18CEBJ— Jackie Brown (@justaylorsmom) February 7, 2017
Cause we just want to be chill AF too
Obama is ouchea CHILLIN'. pic.twitter.com/7YRJNTubxA— Jenny Erso (@JamelleMyBelle) February 7, 2017
Maybe we can still be friends?
Oh who are we kidding, we'll always want more!!! ...
Here's looking at you kid ...
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