17 Things That Every Woman Who's Not A "Girly Girl" Will Understand

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If it's got pockets, i'm into it.

This list is for the girls, the non "girly girls," that is:

I know you're out there too, wearing flats, loathing dresses ... come on ladies, raise your hand...** fist pump, girl... **

This list is for you.

1. Your clothes are, above all else, extremely comfortable.

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YES I AM INTO THAT

2. Your shoes are 3 things: flat, easy to put on & easy to take off.

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And Heels ... OH MY HEAVENS

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3. Nail polish lasts for about 15 minutes...

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IDK either.

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4. Any time you're forced to dress up, this is legitimately how you feel:

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Weddings/ graduations/ Easter dinner = torture.

5. It took you a while to figure out the whole bra thing.

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And tbh you'd still rather wear a sports bra any freaking day of the week.

6. It's tough to even sit and spend an hour at the salon getting a trim.

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7. You've never bothered to figure out what your "face shape" is.

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8. Trying to wear makeup beyond anything utterly basic is just a mess

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This girl is literally me.

9. And the rare occasion you use red lipstick your friends are like:

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OMG. Take a chill pill Brittany, this is NOT a come to Jesus moment, so you can please stop giving me your aggressive fashion advice.

ALSO...

10. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY FRIENDS NEED AN HOUR+ TO GET READY!!!!

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I got places to be, burgers to eat, let's go people!!!

11. You can't recall when you last flipped through a "women's magazine."

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12. And whether you like it or not, roundabout questions about your sexuality are awkwardly common.

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What are you asking exactly, Karen? Just spit it out...

13. You've often been told to "sit like a lady."

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14. Your parents often tell ppl you weren't like the "other girls"...

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Why use a fork when you have two hands and a pair of scissors??

15. You could only stand dress-up for 15 min, because after that it always got dangerous.

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This was just a giant no-no for everyone involved.

16. You were a bit more "physical" than other girls

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YEAH BABY

17. But, in the end, it's simple, we're still women, just:

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⬆︎ What she said.


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