23 Reasons Toddlers Are Just Tiny Drunk People

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Hold it together, child.

1. They make faces like this.

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2. They make faces like this.

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3. They can be really embarrassing in public.

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4. They can be really embarrassing in public.

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5. You can basically do whatever to them when they sleep.

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6. You can basically do whatever to them when they sleep.

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7. They sometimes poop their pants.

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8. They sometimes poop their pants.

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9. They pass out on the floor a lot.

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10. They pass out on the floor a lot.

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11. They think they are doing great things, but really they’re just making a mess.

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And vandalizing property!

12. They think they are doing great things, but really they’re just making a mess.

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And vandalizing property!

13. They have no coordination whatsoever.

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14. They have no coordination whatsoever.

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15. They have poor impulse control.

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16. They have poor impulse control.

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17. They spend a lot of time in the bathroom.

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18. They spend a lot of time in the bathroom.

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19. They have no sense of shame.

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20. They have no sense of shame.

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21. They basically take naps wherever they want. Without warning.

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22. They basically take naps wherever they want. Without warning.

23. They look really bad in photos.

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24. They are obsessed with finding food.

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25. But struggle to get it in their mouthes.

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26. They are always hurting themselves.

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27. They have no problem being seen without their pants on.

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28. They can’t really dance, but they try anyway.

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29. They'll kiss almost anyone.

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30. They'll sing their favorite songs at the top of their lungs.

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31. They say things they will probably regret later.

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32. They tell you what they REALLY think of you.

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33. They reveal pretty inappropriate secrets.

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34. And cry for no reason at all.

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The theory has officially been proven.


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