Quiz: A Perfect Score On This Language Test Means You're From The Midwest


If I had my druthers, everyone would speak this way!

A quiz on Midwestern phrases and sayings. See if you can really talk like a true Midwestern local by testing yourself on words like "bubbler"!

 Sep 22, 2017

1 of 15Pick your answer!

What do Midwesterners call hair ties?
Hair holder
Hair binders

2 of 15Pick your answer!

What's a 'bubbler'?
A drinking fountain
A stomach ache

3 of 15Pick your answer!

How about 'concrete'?
Construction material
Frozen custard
Hard bread

4 of 15Pick your answer!

What do people do with 'puppy chow'?
Use it for home decorations
Devour it
Regularly feed it to their dog

5 of 15Pick your answer!

What does "jeet" mean?
'Ride the jeep'
'Did you eat?'

6 of 15Pick your answer!

What's 'pop'?
A busted tire
A balloon
A carbonated drink

7 of 15Pick your answer!

What does it mean when someone is 'schnookered'?
They're in love
They're embarrassed
They're drunk

8 of 15Pick your answer!

What's a 'sweeper'?

9 of 15Pick your answer!

'Tough tomatoes' is the same as saying what?
Tough luck
Rotten tomatoes
You're blushing

10 of 15Pick your answer!

What's a 'padiddle'?
A type of fruit pastry
A small paddle used for ping-pong
A car with only one lit headlight

11 of 15Pick your answer!

What's 'cornhole'?
A type of jeans with holes
A classic state fair game
A fried corn dish

12 of 15Pick your answer!

What would qualify as 'shorts weather' in the Midwest?
Any temperature
Anything above 40° F
Weather below 20° F

13 of 15Pick your answer!

What's a 'stop and go light'?
A watch
A children's game
A traffic light

14 of 15Pick your answer!

Complete the title of this game: Duck, Duck, _____
Gray duck

15 of 15Pick your answer!

What's the common term for casserole?
Baked goods
Oven food
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