29 Funny Opening Lines For Online Dating That Actually Work
A collection of opening lines that are actually funny and actually work on all forms of social media, from Instagram to Tinder to Bumble.
29 Funny Opening Lines That Actually Work
You see someone cute across the room that you'd like to talk to, maybe get to know a little bit better, but don't know what to say to them. That's where we come in! We've created a list of 29 great funny opening lines for online dating for you to use the next time someone catches your interest. Best of all - these opening lines actually work! Even if you don't make a connection, you're sure to get a laugh out of them and maybe make their night. Now what you were hoping, but it is still a pretty awesome feeling to know that you've made a pretty person smile!
Now, give these funny opening lines a read to increase your chances of getting a laugh (and maybe even a phone number) out of your crush. Jot down your favorites, memorize them, whatever you want! This resource is for you to use as a way to break the ice with that special person without being seen as too pushy or aggressive. Most importantly, have fun with it, and don't take things too seriously!
I'm hoping you find my awkwardness cute rather than weird.
You must have been a Girl Scout because you've got my heart tied in knots.
You should probably tie your shoelaces or you might quickly fall for me!
I noticed you were staring at me. I'll let you have a minute to catch your breath.
Hi, I'm interviewing pretty girls for a story I'm writing. So what's your name, phone number, and are you free on Friday night?
You must be an electrician because you're lighting up my day!
I was supposed to go on a double date with my BFF and her boyfriend, but my date bailed out. Want to be my date instead?
My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood.
My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove that she's right?
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice I hope!
I think we had class together once. Was it chemistry?
If I lived in a cupboard under the stairs like Harry Potter, I'd still make room for you in my life.
Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!
I can't to write about meeting you in my diary tonight.
Your smile is proof that the best things in life are free.
Han doesn’t want to fly Solo tonight!
If you were a steak, you'd be well done!
Aren't you tired from constantly running through my dreams?
You look like you're cold. My arms will warm you up.
I need my inhaler because you just took my breath away.
You must be an appendix because I don't know what you do, but I really want to take you out.
I think you're a Pokemon trainer because you just Weedle-d your way into my heart.
I need a map because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my world I'd be holding the entire galaxy in my hands.
Did you just drop something? I hope it was your standards.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together.
You must be a great thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Are you espresso? Because I like you a latte.
You're so cute that I forgot my pickup line!