The 10 Thoughts We All Had While Watching The Bachelor

None of these people are emotionally intelligent.

Literally nothing about last night's episode made any sense. From a haunted house, to Taylor's master's degree, and Corinne's room service order for 20, last night was 2 hours of huh?

1. That is the largest champagne glass in the whole world

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And where do I get one?

2. Taylor. No. One. Cares. About. Your. Masters.

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A masters you have yet to even use. It doesn't make you sound smart, it makes you sound like a snob.

3. I feel bad for Corinne.... Wait, What?!

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I was really enjoying hating on Corinne. It's easy. It's what we're supposed to do. But then Taylor went all condescending mean girl on her and suddenly I felt bad for her. Corinne genuinely doesn't realize what is wrong with her behavior, and actually, that's kinda sad.

4. Why in the hell are they in a haunted house?

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I would like to know what producer was like oooo let's send them to a haunted house, and what other group of humans was like oh yeah that's a good idea. Yeah, no, it wasn't.

5. NO! DO NOT MESS WITH THAT OUIJI BOARD.

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Nope. Nope. Nope.

6. Rachel is cool AF - can we crown her queen yet or nah?

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Rachel is getting down with her bad-self and Nick is loving it, and so am I tbh. And she's a lawyer. Get it girl.

7. I want to eat ALL of Corinne's room service.

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A true Corinne classic.

8. I swear to god I have never seen that girl before.

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Whitney, who are you?

9. SOMEONE GET ALEXIS HER OWN TV SHOW RIGHT NOW.

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A fear of Nicholas Cage? Of course. We are all shark girl.

10. Are they exorcising the masters degree out of Taylor or....

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Clearly it didn't work. To be continued....

11. Oh my god no.

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So classic Corinne, and so much no.


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