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Dripping with sarcasm? We can help.

The Best Sarcastic Instagram Captions

Is your online persona dripping with sarcasm? We know.

Whether you're trying to be clever with your followers or you're trying to be passive aggressive towards your ex, then we've got some killer sarcastic Instagram captions for you. And yes, you need to use them right now. Because how else can you show off your life to your followers?

So let's get into it, shall we? Here are the best Instagram captions for sarcastic people. Let's just hope your followers get it.

Good Sarcastic Captions for Insta Selfies

  • Patience: What you have when there are too many witnesses.

  • I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face, but with words.

  • An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

  • Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

  • The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

Funny Instagram Captions With Plenty of Sarcasm

  • Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.

  • I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

  • The sarcasm is strong with this one.

  • This, too, shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

  • Underestimate me. That'll be fun.

Clever Captions That Are Plenty Sarcastic

  • Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.

  • I've got a good heart, but this mouth...

  • Excuse me, which level of hell is this?

  • I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

  • First of all, no. Second of all, no.