25 Tennis Puns That Can Be Used On or Off the Court

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Serve Up Some Serious Laughs Thanks to These 25 Tennis Puns

Calling all tennis players!

You will absolutely go ace-shit for some of puns we came up with involving your beloved sport! From catchy phrases that would win gold at Wimbledon to amazing tennis terms with more than one meaning, you'll send them to friends, family, teammates, or even use some tennis puns for your nextInstagram caption! Go ahead, take a look, we know you want to!

Funny Tennis Puns

  • Don't be a deuce.

  • I'm in love when I beat you

  • You just got served

  • It spin a long time

  • Shots! Shots! Shots! on the baseline...

  • You make quite the racquet

  • Shank you!

  • That felt like a backhanded compliment

  • Orange and Apple are playing today which is no surprise since they are both seeded

  • Have you seen my balls?

  • Kiss my ace

  • Tennis anyone?

  • Baby got back hand

Tennis Puns

  • You can score all the points tonight, I'll be in love

  • I'm read to see some doubles

  • Why are dogs good at tennis? They have great four-hand

  • If you want a soft serve, go to Dairy Queen

  • About to drop a deuce

  • If you can return my serve, I'll return your call

  • Annette is always in my way when I serve

  • Hey, let's squash it right now!

  • Do you always play this poorly at the net? Because I don't like your approach

  • Tennis starts with love

  • Are you in computer software because you seem like a hacker

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