130 Most Iconic RuPaul's Drag Race Quotes From Each Season

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Not today, Satan.

The Best RuPaul's Drag Race Quotes From Every Single Season

I don't just love RuPaul's Drag Race, I live for it.

Ever since I first laid my eyes on the overly-filtered show way back when it first began, I have been hooked. Drag may not be a contact sport, but it has found its way into my heart, giving me a reason to wake up every morning.

As with many who watch this beloved reality competition show, it's not a passive hobby. You're invested in it with every ounce of your being. I could discuss each and every season in great deal to anyone who wants to hear it, but I'll spare you (unless you really want to hear it).

For now, I want you to relish in some of the best (and my absolute favorite) quotes to ever come out of this show. Some I use religiously, as if they were something I cooked up. Alas, anything you think you did first, a drag queen did years ago.

Scroll below to read through my list of the most iconic Drag Race quotes from every single season (yes, that includes all the All Stars seasons, as well)!

RuPaul's Drag Race Season 1 Quotes

  • "And I don't see you out there walking children in nature." -Tammie Brown

  • "For two years, Patricia wore that lipstick." -Shannel

  • "Cameroooon!" -Bebe Zahara Benet

  • "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me." -Porkchop

  • "I'm not a slut, I'm a lady. You look under my skirt, and it will stick you in the eye though." -Tammie Brown

  • "I love to show off my body. If I were a real woman, I'd be a stripper." -Akashia

  • "Not so much boy in a dress, but drag queen in a dress." -Ongina

  • "I am amazed at myself." -Shannel

  • "I've learned to embrace my bitchiness." -Rebecca Glasscock

  • "I want to win this because, there is pride and dignity in what we do. Dressing up for a living, does not make us less of a man." -BeBe Zahara Benet

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RuPaul's Drag Race Season 2 Quotes

  • "Halleloo!" -Shangela

  • "I will whoop your fucking ass! Bitch, I am from Chicago!" -Mystique

  • "People think that, since I'm pretty, and I'm sexy, that I should just do slutty all the time." -Morgan McMichaels

  • "If I don't understand something, I am going to smile." -Jessica Wild

  • "Thank you." -Tatianna

  • "Girl I know I'm gorgeous. You don't have to tell me anything, Miss Thing. Just get yourself some manners, so you don't look so damn stupid." -Jujubee

  • "I like to be that mysterious, dark, ice queen." -Raven

  • "She hated me because I said Beyoncé has cellulite." -Sahara Davenport

  • "I'm not a bitch. I'm America's Sweetheart!" -Tyra Sanchez

  • "Um, I don't think you're seeing that Tyra is a complete bitch." -Tatianna

  • "I'm not nervous, I'll read a bitch. I will read ya ta filth!" -Jujubee

  • "Her interview was shit, her look was shit, her book cover was shit, her trying to launch and sell the book to the judges was shit, she's shit." -Raven

  • "It's almost like saying 'shut the fuck up or I'll make you shut up.'" -Tyra Sanchez

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RuPaul's Drag Race Season 3 Quotes

  • "Sickening, no?" -Alexis Mateo

  • "What the hell is she thinking? You can't be lifting up drag queens." -Manila Luzon

  • "Her look is definitely not polished, it's definitely not fabulous; it's almost as if I went into my granny's trunk in the attic." -Mariah Balenciaga

  • "Boo just 'cause you got a sugar daddy who pays everything for you..." -Mimi Imfurst

  • "I don't have a sugar daddy. I've never had a sugar daddy. If I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I could probably go out and get one because I am what? Sickening! You could never have a sugar daddy because you are not that kind of girl. Baby everything I've had, I've worked for and I've gotten myself. I built myself from the ground up, you fucking bitch!" -Shangela

  • "Henny!" -Stacy Layne Matthews

  • "I'm the Nancy Drew of drag." -Shangela

  • "I have a master's degree in fierce." -Raja

  • "Who the fuck is Heather?" -Stacy Layne Matthews

  • "Only in America can a woman like me have a freaking chorizo!" -Alexis Mateo

  • "You'll never be glamour." -Shangela

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RuPaul's Drag Race Season 4 Quotes

  • "About five minutes ago, I looked across at Miss O'Hara and realized that she was ugly. And I'm at peace with that." -Latrice Royale

  • "Oooooooh, nurse!" -Willam

  • "This is not RuPaul's Best Friends Race!" -Lashauwn Beyond

  • "Your tone seems very pointed right now." -Willam

  • "Go back to Party City where you belong." -Phi Phi O'Hara

  • "I'm Cher, bitch." -Chad Michaels

  • "When in doubt, freak 'em out." -Sharon Needles

  • "Colored girl, why your base look like chalk?" -Milan

  • "Jesus is a biscuit!" -Latrice Royale

  • "Good god, get a grip girl." -Latrice Royale

  • "Emotions are for ugly people." -Willam

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RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 1 Quotes

  • "I love long walks on the beach, big dicks, and fried chicken." -Jujubee

  • "Tears in the rain, can't feel the pain." -Tammie Brown

  • "Well come on, Teletubby! Teleport us to Mars!" -Tammie Brown

  • "Ha! Ha! I'm acting." -Tammie Brown

  • "Do not attack my fans bitch!" -Mimi Imfurst

  • "You, Mimi Imfurst. Mimi Imfurst was number third in the voting? I could not believe it." -Raven

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RuPaul's Drag Race Season 5 Quotes

  • "I don't get cute, I get drop dead gorgeous." -Alyssa Edwards

  • "You are so full of shit the toilet's jealous." -Jinx Monsoon

  • "Get her, Jade." -Coco Montrese

  • "Girl, looking how orange you fucking look, girl." -Alyssa Edwards

  • "I'm not joking, bitch." -Coco Montrese

  • "Down with communism." -Alaska

  • "Bitch, sit yo' ass down and shut the hell up bitch!" -Alyssa Edwards

  • "You know what I've had? IT!" -Detox

  • "Back rolls?" -Alyssa Edwards

  • "I'm Seattle's premier Jewish narcoleptic drag queen." -Jinx Monsoon

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RuPaul's Drag Race Season 6 Quotes

  • "Not today, Satan." -Bianca Del Rio

  • "Let me ask you a very fair question. What do you do successfully...? Quickly." -Bianca Del Rio

  • "Bitch just stole my move." -Adore Delano

  • "Party!" -Adore Delano

  • "Absolutely." -Gia Gunn

  • "I feel very attacked." Laganja Estranja

  • "I'm feeling my oats. Let me feel my oats." -Gia Gunn

  • "Let's get sickening." -Laganja Estranja

  • "If I wanted to come for you I'd come to your room at night and cut your fucking wigs up." -Bianca Del Rio

  • "I plan to be the black horse in this competition." -Joslyn Fox

  • "Motha has arrived." -Vivacious

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RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 Quotes

  • "Always bitchy, never butchy." -Violet Chachki

  • "After a long night of hooking, trade didn't like the session so he had gutted me..and set me on fire... but I didn't die, bitch, I crystalized… and now I'm a Glamazon bitch, ready for the runway." -Kennedy Davenport

  • "Do I have something on my face?" -Pearl

  • "Nobody wants to pop the corn and feed the children. That's disgusting." -Miss Fame

  • "No tea, no shade, no pink lemonade." -Jasmine Masters

  • "Pain is beauty, and I'm the prettiest." -Violet Chachki

  • "I don't know what Miss Crab Lady is doing in that lip-sync but the bearded hoe is turning it out!" -Katya Zamolodchikova

  • "Just 'cause of that gown, girl, you're safe as fuck." -Jasmine Masters

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RuPaul's Drag Race Season 8 Quotes

  • "Everywhere you look, there's a hem." -Derrick Barry

  • "Check your lipstick before you come for me." -Naomi Smalls

  • "Is Beyoncé scared of Britney? Then Bob ain't scared of Derrick." -Bob the Drag Queen

  • "My heart dropped out of my cucu." -Cynthia Lee Fontaine

  • "Walk into the room purse first." -Bob the Drag Queen

  • "I came here to destroy everyone... with my makeup." -Kim Chi

  • "By the time I get out there this waistline will not be small any longer. It's just going to explode like Ursula the sea witch and I'm going to grab a mermaid and jump back into the sea." -Robbie Turner

  • "Why y'all gagging? She bring it to you every episode." -Bob the Drag Queen

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RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 2 Quotes

  • "Um, ok, you need to calm down. I thought that you had resolved all this anger from your season." -Katya Zamolodchikova

  • "Challenge divided by runway times twoooo..." -Alaska

  • "You never done a beauty mask before?" -Alyssa Edwards

  • "Party." -Katya Zamolodchikova

  • "I'm Roxxxy Andrews and I'm here to make it clear." -Roxxxy Andrews

  • "My name is Adore Delano and I'm a messy slut." -Adore Delano

  • "Choices." -Tatianna

  • "Baby boy, I've got all the same parts that you do." -Tatianna

  • "'ll give you 10,000 dollars via PayPal... after taxes." -Alaska

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RuPaul's Drag Race Season 9 Quotes

  • "If you want to join the revolution: innovate, that's my solution!" -Sasha Velour

  • "Why y'all acting brand new?!" -Shea Couleé

  • "I'd like to keep it on please." -Valentina

  • "You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model! Everything about you is perfect! Did you stone those tights? Oh, you're smiling! They eat her up EVERY SINGLE TIME she's on that damned stage! She could walk out there in a fucking diaper and they'd be like, 'Valentina! Your smile is beautiful!'" -Aja

  • "Sue me." -Nina Bo'nina Brown

  • "I call shade." -Trinity the Tuck

  • "I was literally shaking, but I said to myself: 'Valentina, when in doubt, smile!'" -Valentina

  • "Someone told me for the first time in my life that I wear too much highlighter." -Farrah Moan

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RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 3 Quotes

  • "Why you mad?" -Shangela

  • "And with that being said, I hope he dies." -Thorgy Thor

  • "Is she gonna jump from there?" -Milk

  • "Oh Jesus, gross!" -Thorgy Thor

  • "Thanks for letting me be my kind of winner." -BenDeLaCreme

  • "Winner winner, chicken... dinner." -Trixie Mattel

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RuPaul's Drag Race Season 10 Quotes

  • "If you pee clear, cheer." -Aquaria

  • "America, let the facts be the facts." -Monique Heart

  • "I saw it and I was like, 'Ah, brown cow! Stunning!'" -Monique Heart

  • "Miss Vanjie... Miss Vanjie... Miss... Vanjie!" -Vanessa Vanjie Mateo

  • "Go have your cigarette bitch, because it's done." -The Vixen

  • "I'm a Jewish Barbie on bath salts." -Miz Cracker

  • "And that's shade!" -Monét X Change

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RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 4 Quotes

  • "What you wanna do is not necessarily what you're gonna do." -Gia Gunn

  • "You actually don't love me." -Farrah Moan

  • "I now have the opportunity to completely redeem myself with an Ariana Grande song." -Valentina

  • "Expect the unexpectable." -Jasmine Masters

  • "Life's not fair!" -Naomi Smalls

  • "Correction Ru, you are and will always be a double all-star!" -Manila Luzon

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RuPaul's Drag Race Season 11 Quotes

  • "Is everyone gonna kill Silky?" -Silky Nutmeg Ganache

  • "I'm just here to shock and suck cock." -Yvie Oddly

  • "When you feel your own oats so hard, you forget that there are other oats there." -Scarlet Envy

  • "Thank you Miss Vanjie. Hold on, I just thanked myself!" -Vanessa Vanjie Mateo

  • "Can't we just bottle our feelings like normal people?" -Brooke Lynn Hytes

  • "I like to describe my drag as 3 P's: polished, persistent and pussy." -Plastique Tiara

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