15 Hilariously NSFW Quotes From the Movie 'Good Boys'

The cast of 'Good Boys' screaming at a tablet while they're watching porn
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15 Good Boys Quotes That Are Hilarious, but Definitely NSFW

Good Boys is the newest raunchy comedy the world can't get enough of.

Seeing as it's from the people that brought us Superbad, Neighbors, and Sausage Party, we're not the least bit surprised the movie is as vulgar as it is. But that didn't stop us from gasping at every NSFW joke said by the tween stars of the film.

We had quite a good laugh, which is why we figured we'd round up some of the most hilarious quotes from the film for safekeeping here. Read through them now, but know you might need to keep them out of plain sight.

Best Good Boys Quotes

  • "That's a tampon. Girls shove it up their butthole to stop babies from coming out. An eighth grader told me that." -Max

  • "Hey, Stranger Thingsā€”go fuck yourselves!" -Benji

  • "It's a sex drug. What if a fox eats it and tries to fuck a squirrel? It'll kill him!" -Lucas

  • "Does this look like a sippy cup? No, it's a fucking juice box! Because I'm not a fucking child!" -Thor

  • "Let me a beanbag boy. I'll grow a tiny penis like Thor's." -Annabelle

Funny Good Boys Quotes

  • "I respect women. My mom's my best friend!" -Lucas

  • "Two weeks into sixth grade and I'm already a social piranha." -Thor

  • "What the fuck are you looking at, Gandalf?" -Lucas

  • "Here's the plan. I'm going to go to the party with a beer, so everyone knows that I'm cool." -Thor

  • "You let us run around with drugs, fight with frat guys, and lock a cop in a convenient store with what I now suspect is a dildo!" -Lucas

Cute Good Boys Quotes

  • "This is what happens when you don't respect women." -Hannah

  • "We need to see real people kissing." -Max

  • "How many husbands does she have?! Get out of there, girl!" -Lucas

  • "You do not want to go to Soren's party not knowing how to kiss." -Thor

  • "Stop treating us like kids. We're tweens. We know how things work." -Max

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