15 Most Bizarre Creed Quotes From 'The Office'
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He truly is one-of-a-kind in more ways than one, which both excites us and terrifies us equally. He's a special, special man.
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Best Creed Quotes From The Office
"I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors in the mud and rain. It's possible a man could've slipped in there. There'd be no way of knowing."
"If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about? What am I working toward?"
"The Taliban is the worst... great heroin though."
"Cool beans, man. I live by the quarry. We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there."
"My tombstone's already made, thank you."
Funny Creed Quotes From The Office
"Not bad for the day in the life of a dog food company."
"I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower."
"Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton."
"You should see how many supplies I've taken from this place. Honestly, I love stealing."
"Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to William Charles Schneider."
Weird Creed Quotes From The Office
"You know, a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated."
"Just pretend like we're talking until the cops leave."
"You're paying way too much for worms, man. Who's your worm guy?"
"If my parents see this, I am toast."
"The guy was just hanging brain. I mean, what's all the fuss? If that's flashing, then lock me up."
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