If You Love RHOBH, You'll Love Quoting Queen Lisa Vanderpump

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Our Favorite Lisa Vanderpump Quotes

Lisa Vanderpump is the lady boss we all aspire to be. We've gathered some of the most badass quotes she's ever said on television. Unfortunately, we can only dream of being that powerful, but reading these lines might help us feel better!

Honestly, what can't Vanderpump do? She runs a successful restaurant, she's a reality TV star, and hardest of all - she's a mother! But most importantly, Vanderpump doesn't let a man get in her way of anything. She knows her worth, and these powerful quotes should remind you too, also!

If you're at a loss for words, let Vanderpump speak for you. These bold quotes by Vanderpump are both hilarious and true. These quotes remind us that she's still the best in the game. Let her share her wisdom (or humor) with you through her words. After all, who wouldn't want to trade shoes with this star?

Funny But Relatable Lisa Vanderpump Quotes

  • "Of course I walk around naked in heels."

  • "People are replaceable, and they need to know that."

  • "Life is a sexy little dance and I like to take the lead."

  • "Find what you love to do and you'll never work a day in your life, that's true. But also always try to fill a niche. What can you try to do that is different?"

  • "I don't know that I want to be a gangster bitch."

These Lisa Vanderpump Quotes Will Have You Feeling Like a Rockstar

  • "I don't really care what others think of me. You're not going to please everybody. I care what I think and what my children and my husband thinks."

  • "That better be vodka."

  • "You can film me 24 hours a day and you'll get a very accurate picture of who I am. You see the funny side, I work hard, and I try to be honest and just call it how it is."

  • "You're not important enough to hate. Sit down."

  • "I've never been given a ticket by a police man."

Hilariously Inspiring Lisa Vanderpump Quotes

  • "I don't really lie about anything, I have to be honest. I like to live with the truth."

  • "I'm a very passionate person. I do everything times 10."

  • "I don't think a man should try to suppress a woman just because he's married to her."

  • "In Beverly Hills, it's very spoiled in terms of the quality of life. I think the climate and the space and the quality of life in Beverly Hills is exceptional."

  • "That's too bitchy. I shouldn't say it."

You'll Love These Bold Lisa Vanderpump Quotes

  • "Life isn't all diamonds and rosé ... but it should be."

  • "Don't take life too seriously. Have fun in your life. And, never forget my mantra - love and laughter supersede all!"

  • "Life in Beverly Hills is a game, and I make the rules."

  • "I'm also interested in pets with alopecia. And design. I'm surprised I haven't gone through with a homeware brand. The bedding, the comforters, the candles, the this and that. I would like to design everything."

  • "Cheers to not talking shit behind each other's back."

Lisa Vanderpump Quotes You Didn't Know You Needed

  • "I often find that the best parents are the ones without children."

  • "Throw me to the wolves and I shall return leading the pack."

  • "Music makes or breaks an atmosphere. It helps to create the mood and also is a very important aural cue; simply shut off the music when you want people to leave."

  • "I never drink more than one glass of wine a day."

  • "The crown is heavy, darlings, so just leave it where it belongs."

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