These Guy Fieri Quotes Will Have You Feeling Invincible In The Kitchen

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Best Guy Fieri Quotes

Celebrity chef Guy Fieri is a master in the kitchen and behind a camera with these quotes. Known for his appearances on the Food Network, he's the most quotable chef for a reason. If he's not cooking up something delicious on the stove, he's coining hilarious catch phrases.

When it comes to food, Guy Fieri is your guy. He comes up with the most mouthwatering dishes you'd only think of in your dreams. Sushi burrito, taco pizza, you name it! He even co-owns restaurants and licenses his name out to a few others.

These Guy Fieri quotes are just as spicy as his wings. Take a trip to Flavortown and you'll see what we're talking about.

Funny Guy Fieri Quotes

  • "Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience."

  • "I don’t know if it’s fair to call their Russian dressing Russian dressing — it should be called something sexy, like liquid Moscow."

  • "That’s the definition of stupid in Flavortown. Stupid in a good way."

  • "Holy moly, Stromboli!"

  • "We’re takin' you on a road rockin' trip down to Flavortown, where the gravitational force of bacon warps the laws of space and time."

  • "I wake up in the morning thinking about food."

  • "You can find that dictionary in the Flavortown library."

Noteworthy Guy Fieri Quotes

  • "There are three people you need in life: an accountant, a fishmonger, and a bail bondsman."

  • "I'm not a celebrity chef. I'm a chef that happens to have television shows and a chef that happens to do media."

  • "No matter how tough the meat may be, it's going to be tender if you slice it thin enough."

  • "That [deep fryer] looks like the community pool in Flavortown."

  • "His seafood is so fresh it’ll slap ya!"

  • "What a hot frisbee of fun!"

  • "If it tastes really good and it’s funky, it’s funkalicious."

Top Guy Fieri Quotes

  • "I’ve always been an eccentric, a rocker at heart. I can’t play the guitar, but I can play the griddle."

  • "Dude, I've been stricken by chicken!"

  • "I could put this on a flip-flop and it would taste good."

  • "I can't play the guitar, but I can play the griddle."

  • "Peace, love and taco grease!"

  • "Cooking with kids is not just about ingredients, recipes, and cooking. It's about harnessing imagination, empowerment, and creativity."

Our Favorite Guy Fieri Quotes

  • "His seafood is so fresh it’ll slap ya!"

  • "Look, the fame rocket is only on the upward trajectory for a limited time."

  • "Some people are just born to cook and talk."

  • "You know what, it might just be a mound of oil-logged Pillsbury crescent dough, but it’s bomb-dot-com tasty, amigo."

  • "[They] make a porchetta that you won't forgetta."

  • "Manage the heat, let the meat cook, and you'll get fantastic results."

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