New year, new you! — or so you think . . .

Let's be honest: you're going to break your cliché New Year's resolution, just like every other year. Don't kid yourself.

If you were delusional enough to make an impossible New Year's resolution for 2017, here's what you can expect in the coming weeks, as told by Donald Trump.

WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES MIDNIGHT AND YOU COULDN’T BE MORE EXCITED

WHEN YOU’RE DETERMINED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD

WHEN YOU GET YOUR GAME FACE ON

WHEN YOU MAKE IT ONE DAY WITHOUT BREAKING

WHEN YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU THAT YOU’LL NEVER LAST

WHEN YOU VOW TO PROVE THEM ALL WRONG

WHEN YOUR FRIENDS TRY TEMPTING YOU TO CAVE

WHEN YOUR INNER VOICE STARTS TAUNTING YOU

WHEN YOU BREAK YOUR RESOLUTION AFTER JUST ONE WEEK

WHEN YOU’RE IN DENIAL ABOUT WHAT YOUR RESOLUTION REALLY WAS

WHEN YOU ATTEMPT TO JUSTIFY WHY YOU CHEATED

WHEN YOU JUST ACCEPT THE FACT THAT NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN

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