The 12 Stages Of Breaking Your New Year's Resolutions, Illustrated By Trump
You're going to fail bigly . . .
New year, new you! — or so you think . . .
Let's be honest: you're going to break your cliché New Year's resolution, just like every other year. Don't kid yourself.
If you were delusional enough to make an impossible New Year's resolution for 2017, here's what you can expect in the coming weeks, as told by Donald Trump.
WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES MIDNIGHT AND YOU COULDN'T BE MORE EXCITED
WHEN YOU'RE DETERMINED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
WHEN YOU GET YOUR GAME FACE ON
WHEN YOU MAKE IT ONE DAY WITHOUT BREAKING
WHEN YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU THAT YOU'LL NEVER LAST
WHEN YOU VOW TO PROVE THEM ALL WRONG
WHEN YOUR FRIENDS TRY TEMPTING YOU TO CAVE
WHEN YOUR INNER VOICE STARTS TAUNTING YOU
WHEN YOU BREAK YOUR RESOLUTION AFTER JUST ONE WEEK
WHEN YOU'RE IN DENIAL ABOUT WHAT YOUR RESOLUTION REALLY WAS
WHEN YOU ATTEMPT TO JUSTIFY WHY YOU CHEATED
WHEN YOU JUST ACCEPT THE FACT THAT NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN
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