It's uncertainty that can make the world we live in so scary, and it might be an oxymoron but it's nice knowing that in a world filled with such caprice that we can rely on one Donald Trump to always remain his true ridiculous, oafish and bumbling self. After all it was the great Ancient Greek fabulist Aesopwho said 'A doubtful friend is worse than a certain enemy. Let a man be one thing or the other, and we then know how to meet him.' Knowing that Trump will always be somewhere in a corner spouting off words of misogyny gives us fodder for news pieces, topics of conversation and even lists like these. It might not be for the better, but the world will never be bored with Trump in our midsts. With three more months to go in the election, fingers crossed we won't have to hear too much from the self-proclaimed multi-billionaire much longer.
For those who'll miss his words, here's some of our favorites quotes by the Don just for you...
The time he really cared about Twilight
“Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again – just watch. He can do much better!”
That time he went for the low ball on a female CEO
“Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man – he made a good decision.”
How Trump felt about treating women
“You have to treat ’em like shit.” – direct quote from New York Magazine.
When he valued arm candy more than virtue
“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.”
When he was convinced no woman could resist his charms
“All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”
That time he actually wasn't misogynist but really creepy
“I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
When Donald Trump thought women were possessions
“I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.”
The time he had a real problem with breastfeeding
You’re disgusting.” ...
Let's put this one into context for you. Trump said this to an opposing lawyer in a course case when she requested a medical break to pump breast milk for her three-month-old.
The time Trump wasn't even sure he knew what he meant
"I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.”
The time he completely disrespected a female 9/11 survivor
"Thanks sweetie. That’s nice”
When he threatened a woman on twitter
"Lyin' Ted Cruz just used a picture of Melania from a shoot in his ad. Be careful, Lyin' Ted, or I will spill the beans on your wife!"
When he got woman real twisted
"The only card [Hillary Clinton] has is the woman's card. She's got nothing else to offer and frankly, if Hillary Clinton were a man, I don't think she'd get 5 percent of the vote. The only thing she's got going is the woman's card, and the beautiful thing is, women don't like her."
When Trump broke the glass ceiling for women
"Number one, I have great respect for women. I was the one that really broke the glass ceiling on behalf of women, more than anybody in the construction industry." \
The time Trump was way out of bounds about Hillary Clinton
“If Hilary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?”
Don't forget the time he slut-shamed Angelina Jolie
[Angelina Jolie] has “been with so many guys she makes me look like a baby… And, I just don’t even find her attractive... Jolie is not a beauty by any stretch of the imagination.”
Or, that time someone should have slapped him with a sexual harassment suit
“Excuse me, you dropped to your knees... It must be a pretty picture. You dropping to your knees.”
When he missed the point of a Pulp Fiction character/ feminism
"My favorite part [of Pulp Fiction] is when Sam has his gun out in the diner and he tells the guy to tell his girlfriend to shut up. Tell that bitch to be cool. Say: 'Bitch be cool.' I love those lines.”
On his first wedding
“I was bored when she was walking down the aisle. I kept thinking: 'What the hell am I doing here?' I was so deep into my business stuff. I couldn’t think of anything else.”
The time he completely discredited a reporter's intelligence
I mean, we could say politically correct that look doesn’t matter, but the look obviously matters,” Trump said to a female reporter in a clip featured on Last Week Tonight. “Like you wouldn’t have your job if you weren’t beautiful,” he continued.
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