Are You Southern Enough To Finish ALL These Southern Phrases? Bet Not!

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Are you as Southern as you think you are?

Find out how Southern you really are by taking this quiz and filling in the blanks to the famous and classic Southern phrases.

 Jun 19, 2018
1 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
You are ________ up the wrong tree.
Singing
Looking
Barking
2 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
Well, slap my ________.
Friend
Mama
Sister
3 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
I'm as snug as a ________ in a rug.
Mug
Bug
Pig
4 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
That ________ just won't hunt.
Dog
Man
Gun
5 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
Your druthers is my ________.
Rushers
Muthers
Luthers
6 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
He's moving slower than ________.
Molasses
Peaches
Honey
7 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
Her skirt is so short that we can see ________.
New Year's
Easter
Christmas
8 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
Take your own ________ time.
Sweet
Holy
Damned
9 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
That only happens once in a ________ moon.
Black
Blue
Red
10 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
In a month of ________.
Wednesdays
Sundays
Fridays
11 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
You're goin' to ________ in a hand basket
school
hell
work
12 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
She is as cute as a ________.
Button
Peach
Pie
13 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
She is wound ________ than a clock.
More
Better
Tighter
14 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
We're like ________ on rice.
White
Sticky
Water
15 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
He is as ________ as a peacock.
Pampered
Proud
Pretty
16 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
That argument just don't hold ________.
Water
Weight
Substance
17 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
I've known you since you were knee-high to a ________.
Puppy
Bull-frog
Boot
18 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
You're getting too big for your ________.
Trousers
Britches
Boots
19 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
It is deader than a door ________.
Handle
Knob
Nail
20 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
He was madder than a ________ hen.
Feathered
Angry
Wet
21 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
Don't _________ her feathers.
Confuse
Tie
Ruffle
22 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
Jerk a ________ in your tail.
Bow
Knot
Thread
23 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
Like a ________ in a china shop.
Bull
Bear
Car
24 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
It stinks to high ________.
Heaven
Cloud
Mountain
25 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
It doesn't amount to a hill of _______.
Cotton
Beans
Dirt
26 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
You weren’t ________ in a barn.
Brought up
Raised
Born
27 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
She isn't the sharpest ________ in the shed.
Shovel
Tool
Axe
28 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
Come here and gimme some _______.
Cookies
Sugar
Chocolate
29 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
You can’t make a _________ purse out of a sow’s ear.
Silk
Lace
Satin
30 of 30Finish This Southern Phrase!
Fine as frog’s hair split ________ ways.
Two
Four
Three
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