We Found The Absolute Best Austin Powers Quotes, Ever

Mike Meyers as Austin Powers smiling with terrible teeth and in a velvet red suit
via New Line Cinema

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These 30 Austin Powers Quotes Might Make You A Little Horny, Baby!

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I mean, who doesn't love Mike Meyer's Austin Powers movies? They are hilarious, witty, and a bit absurd. That's why we thought it would be fun to gather some of the best Austin Powers quotes from all the beloved movies. Send them to your friends, family, and people in your life who absolutely love Austin Powers.

Austin Powers Quotes

  • "Yeah, baby, yeah!"

  • "Well, you might be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debater."

  • "No, this is me in a nutshell: Help! I'm in a nutshell!"

  • "You're the Diet Coke of evil."

  • "I don't kiss and tell."

  • "Oh groovy, baby!"

  • "How does that feel, baby?"

  • "Do you know what’s remarkable? Is how much England looks in no way like Southern California."

  • "There’s nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster."

  • "Well, finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh, Comrades?"

Best Austin Powers Quotes

  • "Let me ask you a question, and be honest. Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby? Yeah!"

  • "Mr. Roboto is lying to us."

  • "You’re very shagedelic."

  • "Who does number two work for?"

  • "That’s right, buddy. You show that turd who’s boss."

  • "Shall we shag now? Or shall we shag later?"

  • "Oh behave!"

  • "Because you never kill him when you get the chance to and you’re a big dope?"

  • "My God, Vanessa's got a fabulous body. I bet she shags like a minx. How do I tell her that, because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner-monologue? I hope I didn't say that out loud just now."

Austin Powers Funny Quotes

  • "I open mouth kissed a horse once."

  • "Well, now I can see you're nuts. A, thank you."

  • "Jimi Hendrix: Deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin: Deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass: Deceased, ham sandwich."

  • "First, I plan to soil myself. Then I'm going to regroup and come up with a new plan. Any thoughts."

  • "Pardon me for being rude. It was not me. It was my food. It just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below."

  • "Baseball, cold showers, baseball, cold showers. Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!"

  • "It's freedom, baby, yeah!"

  • "Oh, the Italian bird. No, baby. She's rancid. I think you're shagadelic, baby. You're switched on. You're smashing!"

  • "Sex? Yes please!"

  • "I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!"

  • "Danger's my middle name."

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