15 Weirdest Board Games You Can Buy at Target
15 Board Games for Kids I Can't Believe Actually Exist
I'd like to tell you a story of how I ended up discovering these bizarre board games.
When I scrolled to the bottom to see recommended products, I was met with some very interesting board games. These aren't your typical board games, in that they deal with poop, pimples, and everything in between.
I can't believe they exist. I can't believe I'm writing about them, but here we are. Enjoy!
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1. Toilet Trouble Flushdown
From the box, you can kind of guess what this game is about. You and your opponent will go head-to-head trying to spray the other with toilet water. Not actual toilet water, but you can probably use it if you really want to up the ante.
2. Flushin' Frenzy
Just when you thought toilet games couldn't get any more crude, allow me to introduce you to Flushin' Frenzy. The whole point of the game is to unclog the toilet. How exhilarating.
3. Peeing Pup
It's kind of like hot potato, except you pass around a pup and hope it doesn't pee on you. Cute, huh?
4. Doggie Doo
Peeing dogs not enough for you? Picking up dog poop in this game might do it for you. The whole point of the game is to collect the most fart tokens. Yes, you read that right.
5. Tic Tac Tongue
For some reason, someone thought playing tic-tac-toe as a frog would be a bit more exciting than the good old fashioned way. I'm fairly creeped out by it, but that's just me.
6. Bugs in the Kitchen
I don't entirely know who the target (ha!) audience is here, but I can't imagine this being a big seller for Ravensburger. Still, I could be wrong. But you tell me, would you play this?
7. Exploding Kittens
As a cat-lover, I really just don't like this name. I would very much like to speak to the creator of this, though that might become an explosive conversation. And for the record, I know it's a card game and not technically a board game, but I made this list, so I can do what I want.
8. Bucket of Doom
I mean, this one really speaks for itself. I know it's a game, but I am in no way prepared to break open the bucket of doom for any reason.
9. Watermelon Smash
Got a kid that needs to let some pent-up aggression out? This might be the board game for them, though it could unleash their inner-Hulk.
10. Pimple Pete
Dr. Pimple Popper is making the rounds these days. Not only can you watch her pop pimples, you can do it yourself with this board game she created for kids. We don't know what's more satisfying than squeezing your whiteheads.
11. Greedy Granny
The premise of this game is to steal treats from your dear old granny before she loses her teeth. The scariest part is the granny you're stealing the treats from... yikes!
12. Pull My Finger
Pull this monkey's finger until his butt gets so big he needs to release all that gas.
13. What Did I Step In?
What Did I Step In? is just a simple card matching game with a very odd premise. We could've left it at barn animals, but they really took it a step above. In other news, I'm really killing it with the puns in this piece.
14. Poop the Potato
You hold a potato between your legs and do your best to poop it in the bucket. So simple, yet so strangely satisfying.
15. What's in Ned's Head?
The last thing I want to do when playing any game is pull a mouse, worm, or anything from a man's head. That doesn't sound like my idea of fun, but it might bring joy to someone out there.
We Want to Hear From You
Which game do you think is the weirdest? Know of any others that are just as strange?