Quiz: Think You Can Finish All Of The Greatest "The Office" Quotes?

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"I'm an early bird and I'm a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms."

Only the most avid watchers of The Office who have seen every episode will know all of these hilarious quotes by heart!

 Mar 30, 2019

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"_____ is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information."
Wikipedia
Google
Facebook

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"Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So _____."
what
long
sue me

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"No, I'm not going to tell them about the _____. If a patient has cancer, you don't tell them."
downsizing
layoffs
meeting

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"An office is for not _____. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max, to... An office is a place where dreams come true."
dying
sleeping
working

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"Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be _____."
admired
respected
praised

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"Make friends first, make sales second, make _____ third. In no particular order."
cake
love
spreadsheets

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"Well, it's love at first sight. Actually, it was... No, it was when I heard her voice. It was love at first see with _____."
my ears
noise
sound

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"Sometimes I'll start a _____ and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."
sale
sentence
walk

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"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. _____. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
Neither
Both
It depends

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"I guess I've been working so hard, I forgot what it's like to be _____."
exhausted
productive
hardly working

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"I don't hate it. I just don't like it at all and it's _____."
awful
terrible
ugly

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"I'm not superstitious but I am a little _____."
stitious
paranoid
spiritual

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"I am _____, always."
Beyonce
Madonna
Oprah

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"Who is _____?"
Justice Beaver
Justin Bieber
Jumpin Beamer

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"The worst thing about prison was the _____."
dementors
food
guards

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"I say _____, they say 'How high?'"
dance
duck
run

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"Tell him to call me _____ as possible."
as soon
ASAP
if

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"Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, _____."
strike three
strike two
shame on me

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"I love _____. I'd love to be a part of one someday."
inside jokes
fraternities
clubs

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"Dwight you ignorant _____."
slut
whore
tramp

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"I want you to rub butter on my foot...Pam, please? I have _____."
Country Crock
Tillamook
Land O Lakes

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"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot _____ twice."
Toby
Hitler
Bin Laden

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"It's better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally, than by a _____ on purpose."
colleague
friend
stranger

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"Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool. Because they are _____."
un-understandable
impossible
a mystery

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"I have six roommates, which are better than friends because they have to give you one month's notice before they _____."
leave
disappear
move out

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"In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all. It's _____. Merry Christmas."
love
hope
fear

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"I've never been a kiss up. It's just not how I operate. I mean I've always subscribed to the idea that if you really want to impress your boss, you go in there and you do mediocre work, _____."
lazily
averagely
half-heartedly

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"I would not miss it for the world. But if something else came up I would definitely _____."
leave
not go
cancel

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"This is our receptionist, _____. If you think she's cute now you should have seen her a couple years ago."
Jan
Pam
Erin

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"Yes. I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years. Which I'm looking forward to. It's _____ technique. It's like slapping someone with silence."
a farmer
an Amish
a karate

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"I don't have a lot of experience with _____, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog."
ghosts
witches
vampires

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"The bigger the _____, the more powerful the man."
hair
key chain
paycheck

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"I'd like to make a toast: to the troops. All the troops. _____."
USA
Both sides
Everywhere

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"The Civil War history industry has conveniently forgotten about the battle of _____. Whatever. I'm over it. It's just grossly irresponsible."
Scott Hill
Schrute Farms
Bernard Bunker

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"This is a _____? Oh. I always thought we were like specimens in a human zoo."
movie
documentary
show

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"Webster's Dictionary defines _____ as: The fusing of two metals with a hot torch."
wielding
welding
wedding

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"I guess the attitude that I've tried to create here is that I'm a friend first and a boss second and probably _____ third."
an enemy
an entertainer
an enigma

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"I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. I need a username and I have a great one. _____. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at."
LittleKidLover
WorldsBestBoss
DunderMifflinMan

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"It is St. Patrick's Day… It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to _____."
Christmas
Easter
Halloween

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"I don't understand. We have a day honoring _____, but he didn't even work here."
Martin Luther King
George Washington
John F. Kennedy
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