Quiz: Only REAL Southerners Get 100% On This Slang Challenge. Can You?

Southern, South, blonde, blond, smart, quiz, smile, happy
Buena Vista Pictures

Well, bless your pea-pickin' little heart!

Check to make sure you're raising those kids right! take our Southern mom quiz. How many proverbs do your kids know?

 Dec 28, 2017
1 of 15Pick your answer!
In the South, you might say "he's got a burr in his saddle" if _______
he is dressed sloppily
he is unintelligent
he's angry
2 of 15Pick your answer!
What would you say if you wanted to show determination?
"Bus is leaving"
"Come Hell or high water"
"Move out the way"
3 of 15Pick your answer!
"Madder than a wet hen" is another way to say what?
You're LIVID
You're crazy for some fried chicken
You're actually not upset at all
4 of 15What does this mean?
"Remember to load your brain before you shoot your mouth off"
Tell us what you really think
Kids should be seen and not heard
Think before you speak
5 of 15Pick your answer!
Finish the phrase: "Well butter my butt and __________"
call me a biscuit
swat them flies
ring up mama
6 of 15Pick your answer!
If your mama says she's "full as a tick", she's ______.
feeling skinny today
she is drunk
eaten way more than she should have
7 of 15Pick your answer!
Which of the following might you say if your child isn't listening to you?
"Might as well be talkin’ to a fence post"
"You’d call an alligator a lizard"
"You've only got one oar in the water"
8 of 15Pick your answer!
Finish this phrase: "He hasn't got the sense ___________"
to sleep with his eyes closed
to paint a fence
God gave a goose
9 of 15Pick your answer!
What matches with “there’s no use crying over spilled milk”?
"Don't count your chickens before they're hatched"
"It’ll all come out in the wash"
"It's the end of the world"
10 of 15What does this mean?
"Pretty is as pretty does"
You're only as pretty as your actions
You're a rude person
Stupid is as stupid does
11 of 15Pick your answer!
In the South, you might say you are "_________ than a well digger's butt in January"
bigger
crankier
colder
12 of 15What does this mean?
"You’ll catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar"
Use honey to catch fish
The best way to get what you want is by being rude
Bellyaching and screaming won't get you what you want
13 of 15Pick your answer!
You might say someone's "eyes are brown" if _______
they've been lying to you
they're feeling sad
they are old
14 of 15Pick your answer!
If you say that someone would "drown in a rainstorm", you mean ______.
that they are very short
that they are stuck up
that they are cheap
15 of 15Pick your answer!
Finish the phrase: "I feel like I've been chewed up and_________"
thrown in the bushes
spit out
hung to dry
WOMEN.COM | Quiz Facts

Ready to challenge your brain? You’re in luck, because we’ve got the best mind teasers, trivia, and general knowledge questions to test how smart you really are when it comes to all things knowledge, education, and more! If you consider yourself a wiz when it comes to riddles, or if you just need a break from the hectic world around you - give this quiz a try! Do you know how much an elephant weighs? Or where the biggest mall in the United States is? Can you sing every song from "The Sound Of Music", and can you figure out how many mittens two salamanders and three kittens would need to stay warm in the winter? If you said yes to any of these questions, then this is the place for you! From quizzes about your hometown to quizzes about your favorite movies, women.com has it all! Looking for a science test? A math test? A grammar test? Or maybe even a nursery rhyme quiz? Whatever your heart desires, we can quiz you on it! Visit women.com/quizzes to check out some of our other viral content, and as always, don't forget to share with your friends! Our goal at women.com is to make people feel good about who they are - and take a relaxing break from the world outside to do something that they enjoy. So take a breath, stop whatever you're doing, and get ready to have a little fun. This three-minute escape is exactly what you need!