Quiz: How Well Do You Actually Know "Bible Belt" Slang?

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"He could make a bishop mad enough to kick in a stained glass window!"

Quiz/ test about Southern slang, words and phrases commonly used in the Bible Belt. Southern charm. Church.

 Aug 26, 2016
1 of 10If someone tells you "not to get your panties in a wad", they mean _______.
clothes line, Southern, panties
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that you are not moving fast enough
that you don't need to do laundry
that you don't need to get so upset
2 of 10If you say "he's lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut" you mean _____.
snake, desert, animals
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that he's angry
that he's got bad character
that he's short
3 of 10If your mama says "I been running all over hell's half acre", she's ______.
Southern, umbrella, belle
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she is having a fight with your daddy
been at church all day
been very busy today
4 of 10You'd say "he wouldn’t give a nickel to see Jesus ridin’ a bicycle" if ___.
anna camp, true blood, Southern
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he is always running late
he is very rich and greedy
he is very cheap
5 of 10Finish this expression: "Those _________ I could see her religion"
sandra bullock, movies/tv, pop culture, celebs
The Blind Side
bibles were so old
pants were so tight
pearls were so big
6 of 10What does "well that just dills my pickle!" mean?
pickles, food & drinks
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That makes me happy!
That looks great - I'm hungry!
That infuriates me!
7 of 10Finish this expression: "The porch light's on, but _________"
house, porch, South, culture
hookedonhouses.net
the dog ain't barking
it's raining outside
no one's home
8 of 10Who could "make a freight train take a dirt road"?
freight train
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A teacher
A grandma
Someone who is very ugly
9 of 10If you say that you're "fat as a tick", what do you mean?
the help, celebrities
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That you're on a diet
That you've eaten a lot
That you are starving
10 of 10Finish this expression: "That rain was a real __________"
rain
videezey.com
frogwash
tinkler
hayfield
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