1. The Cat Eye
Because what's supposed to make you look confident and sexy...
could easily make you look like the last pharaoh of Ptolemaic Egypt.
Because you'll either look like you have the most incredible bone structure of any human being ever...
3. Dewey Skin
Try this on your own and you’ll look one of two ways: ten years younger...
or like you fell asleep with your face in a plate of pork chops.
4. False Eyelashes
Get this right and you’ll either be the envy of all your friends…
or a national embarrassment.
5. Hair Stencils
Yes, this is a thing and trying it yourself will either make you look adventurous and fun...
or like everyone’s favorite 80s sports enthusiast and fictional talk show guest, Rainbowhead.
6. Blue Eyeshadow
This will either make you look like Gigi Hadid ...
or mildly amusing sit-com sidekick Mimi Bobeck.
7. Dragon Lady Nails
These will either make you look fashion forward ...
or like someone who can’t shake hands without drawing blood
A home job will either make you look like you’re daring and up for anything...
or like “psychic,” “medium,” “healer,” “intuitive,” and eccentric, Gary Spivey.
9. Micro Bangs
In good hands, these will make you look edgy, powerful, and Amelie-ish.
In bad ones they’ll make you look like Tina Fey's awkward stage.
10. The Smokey Eye
This could make you look like you’re ready to win an award ...
or like an emotionally fragile, borderline creepy prima ballerina who you wouldn’t trust to pick up your dry cleaning.
Get these done by a reputable doctor and you could suddenly look like a movie star.
Get them done at a “filler party” and you could end up looking like noted astrologer Walter Mercado.
12. Faux Freckles
Yes, believe it or not you can now hire a make-up artist to give you just a slight smattering of adorable freckles!
Or you can buy the stencils and do it yourself.
So there you have it folks. Please SHARE this list with your friends to warn them of the dangers of these makeup DON'Ts.