27 Things You'll Get if You're Dating Someone Who Eats Like a 5-Year-Old

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When the food pyramid consists of chocolate, pizza, ice cream, chicken tenders, and sugar.

1. They’re hungry at weird hours of the day and never at meal time

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2. No matter what restaurant you’re at… they want to order chicken strips

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3. You try to make a delicious cordon bleu with melted brie and raspberry tart on top and they say they’d rather have mac and cheese

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4. If you ever try to suggest anything even a fraction weird (aka sushi or acai bowls) they are completely disgusted with you

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5. You try to make them healthy but their answer is always the same…

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6. You can’t bring anything green within 20 feet of them without major revulsion

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7. And when you do finally beg them to eat a vegetable they act as if you’re torturing them

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8. They’re constantly asking to have dessert before dinner

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9. They go through frozen pizza’s like it’s their job

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10. They bake cookies on a weekly basis… and finish them all that night

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11. Not only are their TASTEBUDS like a 5 year old, their manners are too

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12. They spill

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13. They slurp

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14. They dip

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15. They spit

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16. They scoop

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17. And they shove

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18. They chew with their mouths open

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19. And then they lick their fingers clean

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20. They believe cheese is a primary food group

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21. And so is chocolate

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22. Plus, hamburgers are appropriate to eat for 2 out of 3 meals

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23. And don’t forget about sloppy joes!!

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24. Candy is practically its own meal

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25. But, food is food.

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26. And at the end of the day, they love what they love and you will never be able to change them

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27. So embrace their eating habits and grab yourself a piece of cake!!

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