25 Tina Fey Quotes That Will Make Your Life Much, Much Better

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"Do your thing and don't care if they like it."

I Want These Tina Fey Quotes Read to Me Everyday for the Rest of My Life

It's safe to say that Tina Fey is quite possibly my number hero of all time. Not only is she a talented actress but she is a hilarious writer and a fantastically smart human being. She's EVERYTHING!

So I figured it would benefit mankind if I wrangled up some of the best quotes ever uttered by Tina Fey, or Liz Lemon, her award-winning character from 30 Rock. We can't live without her, or her sidekick Amy Poehler so now you can reread some great Tina Fey quotes anytime you want!

The Best Tina Fey Quotes

  • "Do your thing and don't care if they like it".

  • "It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring."

  • "You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at."

  • "Know what? Bitches get stuff done!"

  • "Say yes and you'll figure it out afterwards."

  • "I have a suspicion that the definition of 'crazy' in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to fuck her anymore."

  • "If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?"

  • "Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don't just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles."

Tina Fey Quotes from 30 Rock

  • "I'm going to talk to some food about this." - Liz Lemon

  • "That guy wanted to buy you a drink." - Jenna Maroney

  • "Really? But I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?" - Liz Lemon

  • "Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!" - Liz Lemon

  • "I just want to start a relationship about 12 years in, when you don't have to try anymore and you can just sit around and watch TV and go to bed without anyone trying any funny business."

  • "I'ma call you back, I'm sitting next to Borpo." - Liz Lemon

  • "Working on my night cheese!" - Liz Lemon

  • "Yes, may I please speak to pizza." - Liz Lemon

  • "Oh God...youths!" - Liz Lemon

  • "I was at this club last week called... Chili's." - Liz Lemon

The Funniest Liz Lemon Quotes from 30 Rock

  • "No, it okay. Don't be cry."

  • "If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down."

  • "Hey, nerds! Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi."

  • "Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing."

  • "Lovers... Oh, that word bums me out unless it's between meat and pizza."

  • "There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!"

  • "If I could press a button and five people in the world would die, but I'd get free cable for life, I'd do it."

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