17 Tig Notaro Quotes That Are So Hilariously Delightful

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Sweet, sweet, Tig.

We Love Tig Notaro and These 17 Quotes Prove Exactly Why

If you haven't heard of Tig Notaro you need to learn all about the comedian. She's hilarious, sweet, and a survivor. Her comedy is hilarious and her TV show, One Mississippi needs a second season ASAP! So we thought it was important to share some of the most inspiring and funniest Tig Notaro quotes. Watch some of her hilarious stand-up after reading her delightful quotes!

Funny Tig Notaro Quotes

  • "I cannot express how important it is to believe that taking one tiny-- and possibly very uncomfortable-- step at a time can ultimately add up to a great distance."

  • "People have such a strong urge to make their mark here on earth, the final one being their tombstone."

  • "I love devastating movies, documentaries and hummingbirds (yes, in that order)."

  • "Reminding myself that I have a tailbone keeps me in check."

  • "I'm the luckiest unlucky person."

  • "My age makes all my wrinkles and gray hair make sense."

  • "When I couldn't get ahold of cigarettes, I'd roll coffee grounds into typing paper and smoke that and then vomit."

Tig Notaro Quotes

  • "Comedy was a secret want, but it wasn't anything I pursued."

  • "I'm always going to do whatever I think is funniest. If something's dark, I'll do it. If it's a sock puppet, if it's a stool, I'll do it."

  • "When anything huge happens to me, I always think, this isn't my moment, this is a moment."

  • "It's not the child's responsibility to teach the parent who they are. It's the parent's responsibility to learn who the child is."

  • "Laughing so hard that we became ugly people."

  • "My favorite thing to wear from about first to third grade was a blue t-shirt with an iron-on monkey and that caption 'Here Comes Trouble".

The Best Tig Notaro Quotes

  • "People complain about Hollywood comedians, but I feel like I deleted a tremendous group, ones who aren't fame-obsessed."

  • "I'm not for everyone."

  • "Luckily, I'm not a gambler or a drinker or - you know, I get my fix of comedy."

  • "Life can very genuinely and realistically pile things on. It doesn't dole out the heartache and pain, or joy, perfectly."

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