The Title of Your Memoir, Based on Your Zodiac Sign

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The Title of Your Bestselling Memoir, Based on Your Zodiac Sign

Ever think about what you'd name your memoir if you had one?

I do it all the time. Some memoir titles are pretty cheesy, making them that much better. If you love horoscopes and believe in zodiac signs then you'll definitely love learning what your memoir title would be based on your astrological sign!

Maybe you need some inspiration to write your bestselling novel and if that is the case, well take a look! You could be inspired to share your funny, endearing, or romantic stories based on life experience. We can't wait to read it but in the meantime, find what title you should use based on your zodiac sign.

Aries (March 20 - April 19)

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I Might Be Sassy, but I'm Certainly Not Gassy

Aries tend to be funny, competitive, emotional, and passionate. We think this is the perfect memoir title to reflect the enthusiastic and goal-getter, Aries.

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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

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I'm Right, You're Wrong: And Other Thoughts I've Had Before 9 a.m.

Taurus are creative and have a good work ethic but they can be pretty stubborn. We think this memoir title reflects everything you need to know about the second sign of the zodiac.

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Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

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Breaking Free: How I Avoid the Constraints of Our Modern World

Gemini's are social butterflies that can't be tamed! They live life on their own terms and not many things can change that.

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Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

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You Should See the Other Guy

Cancer's are extremely protective making this title "funny because it's true". They enjoy their routine in life but seek adventure; creating a juicy contradiction but don't mess with them or any of their loved ones.

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Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22)

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All the World's a Stage and I'm the Headliner

If you know a Leo then you know that they are fiery with lots of self-esteem. She may be hot-tempered too but she comes back for a hug pretty quickly. And of course a Leo would have a sassy but confident memoir title.

Read your March horoscope here.

Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)

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The Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Waste

Virgo's are cerebral people. They analyze and evaluate people, places, and things. They seek new information and love learning which is why this memoir title is perfect for a Virgo.

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Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)

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The Art of the Truce: The Ultimate Guide in How to Get Along With the Worst of People

Generally speaking, Libra's are one of the most likable signs of the zodiac. They have a diplomatic nature and tend to act as referee or devil's advocate when the chance presents itself.

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Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)

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I Don't Believe You for Many Reasons

Scorpio's are intense. They work hard, they play hard, and they'll question the validity of your statement while doing both. While they are loyal to those they love they exert stubborn characteristics when they are passionate about a topic.

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Sagittarius (Nov. 20 - Dec. 21)

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The Bus is Leaving in 10

Sagittarius have a great sense of humor and love to travel and find new adventures, hence why this title is perfect. They are curious about all sorts of things but to wander the world is the greatest gift a Sagittarius could receive. They'll let you know when their leaving but good luck trying to make them wait for you!

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Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)

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Ambitious by Nature

Capricorn's are incredibly ambitious which is why this memoir title is just so perfect. It might feel like the mind of a Capricorn never sleeps thanks to extreme disciple. They can be more serious than other signs in the zodiac but that just proves how strong independence can be.

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Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)

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You Are Enough: Learning to Love Yourself Against All Odds

An Aquarius would probably write a really meaningful self-help memoir. They are so imaginative and deep that readers would flock to buy a copy of an original work. With so many new ideas flowing at any given time we think this would be a successful book series.

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Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 19)

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Don't Worry, I Feel It Too

Since Pisces are generally sensitive and empathetic, we think this memoir title hits the nail on the head. They are smart and artistic, great qualities when comprising a bestselling memoir. Because they tend to be good listeners you'll learn a lot from a Pisces author.

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