Read These 'Departed' Quotes and You'll Be A Made Man

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These Quotes from The Departed Will Prove You're A Real Wise Guy

The Departed might be one of the best mafia movies ever made! Martin Scorsese knows how to create dynamic characters and villainous bad guys perfectly. From The Irishman to The Departed, mobster movies aren't hard to come by.

But because we love The Departed so much, we thought it'd be fun to revisit some of the best quotes from the Scorsese film. So enjoy The Departed quotes and then head over to Netflix to catch the movie in its entirety.

The Departed Quotes

  • "Oh you're a fucking genius huh? Who forged you're transcript, dickhead?" - Dignam

  • "When I was your age, they would say you could become cops or criminals; today what I'm saying to you is this: When facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?" - Frank

  • "I'm the guy who tells you there are guys you can hit, and there are guys you can't. Now that's not quite a guy you can't hit, but it's almost a guy you can't hit, so I'm fucking ruling on it right now that you don't hit him, understand?" - Mr. French

  • "Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself." - Dignam

  • "Nobody gives it to you you have to take it." - Frank

  • "I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy." - Dignam

  • "I don't want to be a product of my environment, I want my environment to be a product of me." - Frank

  • "I know who you are, I know your family, I know where you come from. You make one more drug deal with that idiot fucking cop magnet of a cousin of yours, and I'll forget your grandmother was so nice to me. I'll cut your fucking nuts off, you understand that?" - Mr. French

  • "No ticky, no laundry!" - Frank

  • "We can become cops or criminals, but when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference." -Brown

The Departed Movie Quotes

  • "I can't wait to see you explain this one to a fucking Suffolk County jury you fucking cocksucker. This is gonna be fucking fun!" - Colin

  • "Most people wouldn't trust anybody with an immaculate record. I do. I got an immaculate record." - Captain Ellerby

  • "The Church wants you in your place. Kneel, stand, kneel, stand. If you go for that sort of thing, I don't know what to do for you." - Frank

  • "What's the matter, smart-ass, you don't know any fucking Shakespeare?" - Dignam

  • "Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. Three-decker men at best. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy, the fuckin' donkey on the weekends. I got that right? [Costigan does not answer] Yup. You have different accents? You did, didn't you? You little fuckin' snake. You were like different people." - Dignam

  • "You don't smoke? What are you, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself." - Captain Ellerby

  • "I got this rat, this gnawing, cheese eating, fucking rat." - Frank

  • "What is this a citizen's arrest? Blow me." - Colin

  • "People see the ring and they know at least someone can stand the son of a bitch." - Captain Ellerby

Quotes from The Departed

  • "Grow up. Of course I talked to the FBI." - Frank

  • "We all are. Act accordingly." - Frank

  • "I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy." - Dignam

  • " I mean the guy murdered somebody right? The guy fkin' murdered somebody and you don't fkin' take him!" - Costigan

  • "The COPS... are saying he's a cop so I won't look for the cop. Are you soft, Fitz? When I tell you to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him in the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday, TO GET A FUCKING BLOWJOB!" - Drank

  • "For his own good, tell Bruce Lee and the Karate Kids none of us are carrying automatic weapons. Because here - in this country... it don't add inches to your dick. You get a life sentence for it." - Frank

  • "Why is the last patient of the day always the hardest?" - Madolyn

  • "Because you're tired and you don't give a s**t. It's not super-natural". - Costigan

  • "There is no need to remind you that if you don't find that cheese eating rat bastard in your department... it won't be me who suffers for it." - Frank

  • "I still don't believe he was a cop, I don't believe it." - Fitzy

  • "I can't wait to wipe that fucking smirk right off of your face." - Dignam

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