22 Sopranos Quotes That Perfectly Sum Up Being a Boss

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Hey, wise guy.

Use 22 Sopranos Quotes to Prove That You're the Boss of Your Family

Are you a wise guy?

We aren't but watching The Sopranos made us feel a little more badass, even if the mafia is a terrifying crime organization. Because, HBO created a fantastic television show. With characters like Tony Soprano, it's no surprise there were some iconic Sopranos quotes over six seasons. If you want to pretend to be a mobster like Tony or therapist like Dr. Melfi then take a look at some quotable lines from The Sopranos. Just please don't go joining the mafia anytime soon, k? Thanks.

Sopranos Quotes

  • "Those who want respect, give respect." - Tony

  • "Even a broken clock is right twice a day." - Tony

  • "A wrong decision is better than indecision." - Tony

  • "Don't ever say you hate life. That's blasphemy." - Jason

  • "Sometimes we're all hypocrites ." - Meadow

  • "I am living in the moral Never Never Land with this patient. Not wanting to judge but to treat. But now I've judged. I took a position, goddamn it, and I am scared." - Dr. Melfi

  • "It's not like I'm gettin' somewhere's playin' by the rules! Fuck Tony!" - Christopher

The Best Sopranos Quotes

  • "When you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce." - Tony

  • "Your mother is tougher than you think." - Carmela

  • "This ain't negotiation time. This is Scarface, final scene, fuckin' bazookas under each arm, 'say hello to my little friend!" - Christopher

  • "If I thought this was gonna be a lecture, I never woulda told you." - Meadow

  • "They say every day's a gift, but why does it have to be a pair of socks?" - Tony

  • "All due respect, you got no f—in' idea what it's like to be Number One. Every decision you make affects every facet of every other f—in' thing. It's too much to deal with almost. And in the end you're completely alone with it all." - Tony

  • "Fine.Stick it up your ass." - Tony

The Sopranos Quotes

  • "What use is an unloaded gun?" - Tony

  • "Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see." - Tony

  • "We're trailblazers. We're going to write about shit that people haven't heard of." - Michael

  • "Well, she better not throw any artichokes at me." - Livia

  • "You're only religious when it suits you." - Tony

  • "I mean, don't you love me?" - Tony

  • "There's a balance. There's a ying and a a yang.

  • "I want to direct my power and anger against the people that deserve it."

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