Your Followers Will Be A 'Wee' Jealous With These Scotland IG Captions

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Beam me up Scotty!

Scotland Instagram Captions

If you're planning a trip and Scotland is on the itinerary, you're in luck. We've got the best Instagram captions for your time in Scotland. Whether you're hitting Glasgow or taking time in Edinburgh, you'll have Scottish approved captions for your friends at home.

Snap some pictures of castles, take a picnic to a park, or drink a pint at a pub. Enjoy your time in Scotland and we'll do the hard work for you.

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• "Whit's fur ye'll no go past ye" - whatever is meant to happen to you, will happen.

• "Haud yer wheesht!" - be quiet

• "Keep the heid" - stay calm

• ""She's up to high doh" - she's riled up

• "Awa' an bile yer heid" - get lost

• "Ah dinnae ken" - I don't know

• "Don't mess with Scottish people. They are temperamental. Half temper, half mental.

• "Put some whiskey in my coffee because it's Scotland somewhere!"

• "Searchin' for Nessy"

• "Looking forward to Scottish summers, the rain gets warmer"

• "Thistle nicely"

• "Real me wear skirts"

• "My theory is that all Scottish food is based on a dare"

• "Aye, she/he's mine"

• "Some like it Scott!"

• "Kiltin' it"

• "Kilt: It's what happened to the last person who called it a skirt"

• "Where's the whiskey?!"