25 Practical Magic Quotes That Will Get You Excited for Halloween

Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock in Practical Magic
Practical Magic via Warner Bros.

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Have a Witchy Good Time When You Manifest 25 Practical Magic Quotes

With news that Practical Magic might be coming to HBO MAX we thought it was appropriate to conjure up some of the best quotes from the witchy cult classic. Have some fun when you revisit some Practical Magic quotes today and everyday. Starring Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock, the movie was loved by many and continues to do so! Add a little magic to your day by reading Practical Magic quotes!

Quotes from Practical Magic

  • " In this house we have chocolate cake for breakfast, and never bother with silly little things like bedtimes, or brushing our teeth." - Frances

  • "Well, you'll never forgive yourself, unless you get up, get dressed and you brush you goddamn teeth, 'cause your breath stinks." - Gilly

  • "Don't die on me, Gilly please, 'cause we're supposed to die together, at the same time. You promised me that, and this is not that day." - Sally

  • "What, the old slowly-poisoning-him-to-death self defense?" - Gilly

  • "You see that couple here? Well, he's having an affair with the babysitter and she can eat a pound cake in under a minute." - Aunt Jet

  • "Mom, I'm worried about Antonia. Did you know that she put on her mouse ears and drives around town, all liquored up, NAKED?" - Kylie

  • "Can love really travel back in time and heal a broken heart? Was it our joined hands that finally lifted Maria's curse? I'd like to think so. But there are some things I know for certain: always throw spilt salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, plant lavender for luck, and fall in love whenever you can." - Sally

Practical Magic Movie Quotes

  • "I dream of a love that even time will lie down and be still for." - Sally

  • "You brought him into my life and now I want you to bring him back. Bring him back! I have never asked you for anything. I've never asked you for spells but do this. I know you can bring him back." - Sally

  • "She heard the beetle ticking for your father's death all day long. She knew that when you hear the sound of the deathwatch beetle the man you love is doomed to die." - Aunt Frances

  • "Strange town. Never spent this much on shampoo before, in my life." - Gary

  • "Hang onto your husbands, girls!" - Gilly

  • "Sometimes I feel like there's a hole inside of me, an emptiness that at times seems to burn. I think if you lifted my heart to your ear, you could probably hear the ocean. The moon tonight, there's a circle around it. Sign of trouble not far behind. I have this dream of being whole. Of not going to sleep each night, wanting. But still sometimes, when the wind is warm or the crickets sing. I dream of a love that even time will lie down and be still for. I just want someone to love me. I want to be seen. I don't know. Maybe I had my happiness. I don't want to believe it but, there is no man, Gilly. Only that moon." - Sally

  • "Since when is being a slut a crime in this family?" - Sally

  • "It makes your heart race. It turns the world upside down. But if you're not careful, if you don't keep your eyes on something still, you can lose your balance. You can't see what's happening to the people around you. You can't see that you're about to fall." - Gillian

  • "My darling girl, when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage!" - Aunt Frances

  • "Yes, it's a very distinct smell. It's the smell of bullshit." - Aunt Frances

Practical Magic Quotes

  • "Mom! We danced naked under a full moon!" - Kylie

  • "She has the worst taste in men!" - Sally

  • "Oh dear...well... a little mugwart will fix this right up." - Aunt Frances

  • "I feel like I'm never going to see you again." - Sally

  • "What wouldn't I do for the right guy?" - Gilly

  • "For more than 200 years, we Owens women have been blamed for everything that has ever gone wrong in this town." - Aunt Frances

  • "They don't hate us...we just make them a little nervous." - Aunt Bridget

  • "We Owens women have always created a stir." - Aunt Frances

  • "Gilly if you're going to work here maybe you could, you know, work." - Sally

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