Class Up Your Life When You Read 20 Patricia Altschul Quotes

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Add Some 'Southern Charm' to Your Day With 20 Patricia Altschul Quotes

Fans of Bravo will thoroughly enjoy the following Patricia Altschul quotes. If you religiously watch Southern Charm then you've definitely heard some sage advice from the matriarch of the iconic reality TV show. So, whether you're fighting with your baby daddy or fighting with your best friends, follow some sage advice and use Patricia Altschul quotes to your benefit.

Patricia Altschul Quotes

  • "One can not drink cheap wine in the heat."

  • "I don't have a husband right now, so I fill up the house with butlers."

  • "In my day, if you got knocked up, you went to a home for unwed mothers, your parents changed their name and moved to Missoula."

  • "Instead of impregnating 21-year-olds, you might refocus, is all I'm suggesting."

  • "I think Southerners should get a free pass when it comes to drinking. Yankees don't understand leisure and the casual cocktail hour."

  • "Everyday at 5:00pm I require a perfect martini."

  • "You can't have too many butlers."

  • "I mean, she's a scandal. A shameless strumpet."

  • "Just because someone came here and had a name 200 years ago, it doesn't mean that you have class or breeding."

  • "Women today look like they've been shot out of a cannon."

  • "We didn't have revenge sex in my day, we have revenge marriage. Which made more of an impact."

The Best Patricia Altschul Quotes

  • "You went outside? Like you were going to have a duel? Southern gentlemen at their best."

  • "I don't really care if my butler is a serial killer as long as he can make a good martini."

  • "I love the idea of being prepared, so Michael knows to bring my martini fixings with him."

  • "You think just ‘cause we're Southern, you can put [bourbon] in everything. We drink it with everything, we don't put it in there."

  • "You shouldn't have a second Christening; it just invites comments."

  • "Having a child out of wedlock, being a convicted felon…those aren't great to have on your resume. But on the other hand, nobody's perfect."

  • "If you really want to impress a man, offer to share a dessert."

  • "When you look around here, do you think the opium den genre is kind of like this?"

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