These Are Pretty Much Our Favorite Napoleon Dynamite Quotes, Ever

Napoleon Dynamite in front of yellow lockers wearing a blue t-shirt with his eyes closed
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Gosh, These Napoleon Dynamite Quotes That Are Just So Funny

Napoleon Dynamite was a huge sleeper hit in 2004 and would eventually become a cult classic.

I remember my sister and I quoting Napoleon daily. "Gosh MOM!" we would answer if we wanted to make each other laugh. The movie was so irreverent and different than anything my thirteen-year-old eyes had ever seen. I thought it was weird and I loved that it made me laugh.

Well, years later, we're still quoting the indie film. Napoleon Dynamite quotes are abundant and still funny to this day. Share with your friends who loved the movie or use it for your next Instagram caption, whatever you do with some Napoleon quotes, you'll get a good laugh in for the day.

Classic Napoleon Dynamite Quotes

  • "Tina you fat lard." - Napoleon Dynamite

  • "Freakin' idiot." - Napoleon Dynamite

  • "I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!" - Napoleon Dynamite

  • "Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!" - Napoleon Dynamite

  • "Ugh! Gross! Freakin' idiot!" - Napoleon Dynamite

  • "Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache." - Napoleon Dynamite

  • "What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes?" -Napoleon Dynamite

Hilarious Napoleon Dynamite Quotes

  • "Napoleon, don't be jealous 'cause I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to become a cage fighter." - Kip

  • "Knock it off, Napoleon! Make yourself a dang quesadilla!" - Grandma

  • "It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed… bred for its skills in magic." - Napoleon

  • "How long did it take you to grow that mustache?" - Napoleon

  • "A couple of days." - Pedro

  • "How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?" - Uncle Rico

  • "I caught you a delicious bass." - Napoleon

  • "I see you're drinking one percent. Is that cause you think you're fat? Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to." - Napoleon

Napoleon Dynamite Quotes

  • "I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me. It's hanging in my bedroom." - Trisha
  • "Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done." - Napoleon Dynamite
  • "Yeah... it's really... neat." - Trisha

  • "Grandma just called. She said you should go home because you're ruining everyone's lives and eating all the steak." - Napoleon

  • "Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government?" - Napoleon

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