Use These Michael Scott Quotes When You're At A Loss for Words

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From his mouth to your ears.

25 Michael Scott Quotes That'll Make You Want to Watch 'The Office' Again

To know him is to love him, even if Michael Scott is a fictitious character made famous by actor, Steve Carell.

Fans of The Office likely already have most of these Michael Scott quotes memorized. But for those of you who want to relive the humor we found some of the best, funniest, and most inspiring quotes uttered by the world's best boss.

If you need a little something to laugh at today or inspiration from the funniest of places, take a look at some of the best Michael Scott quotes the internet has to offer.

Funny Michael Scott Quotes

  • "Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information."

  • "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

  • "Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't eve know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."

  • "I love inside jokes. I'd love to be part of one someday."

  • "They say on your deathbed you never wish you spent more time at the office but I will."

  • "I wanna be be married and have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends and no one can say 'no' to being my friend."

  • "I'm an early bird and I'm a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms."

  • "You don't know me, you've just seen my penis."

  • "St. Patrick's Day is the closest thing the Irish have to Christmas."

  • "This is our receptionist Pam. If you think she's cute now you should have seen her a couple years ago."

Inspirational Michael Scott Quotes

  • "I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It's every parents dream."

  • "I am Beyonce, always."

  • "An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max, to... an office is a place where dreams come true."

  • "I guess I've been working so hard, I forgot what it's like to be hardly working."

  • "Abraham Lincoln once said that, 'If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North.' And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace."

  • "You may look around and see two groups here: white collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar-blind."

  • "I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

The Best Michael Scott Quotes

  • "That's what she said!"

  • "Dwight, you ignorant slut!"

  • "If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hilter, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice."

  • "The worst thing about prison was the Dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body and it hurt."

  • "And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do."

  • "When the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country! Okay?"

  • "Number 8. Learn how to take off a woman's bra: You just twist your hand until something breaks."

  • "You know what they say. 'Fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice...strike three."

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