Fans of 'Little Shop of Horrors' Will Love These Iconic Quotes

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You'll Feel Well Fed After Reading 22 'Little Shop of Horrors' Quotes

If you love all things Broadway then you certainly enjoy one of the most beloved musicals about a plant that eats humans.

Yes, we're talking about Little Shop of Horrors! Starring the talented, Rick Moranis and hilariously evil Steve Martin there are so many classic songs in this famous musical. Whether you love singing along to 'Downtown' or know every word to 'Dentist' sung by the best evil dentist ever, you'll love revisiting some of the most iconic quotes from Little Shop of Horrors.


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The Best 'Little Shop of Horrors' Quotes

  • "Here, maybe I can squeeze a little bit more out of this finger." - Seymour

  • "Listen Seymour. Just because you put a strange and interesting plant in the window doesn't mean that it'll bring customers!" - Mr. Mushnik

  • "Does this look inanimate to you, punk? If I can talk, and I can move, whose to say I can't anything I want?" - Audrey II

  • "Aw shut up! Open wide! Here I come!" - Orin

  • "We'll start tonight. We'll go to City Hall, get married, and spend the night somewhere safe, some nice hotel." - Seymour

  • "That guy sure looks like plant food ta' me!" - Seymour

  • "All I ever wanted was you....and a sweet little house." - Audrey

'Little Shop of Horrors' Quotes

  • "You love her madly, don't you, schmuck?" - Mr. Mushnik

  • "When I die, which should be very shortly, give me to the plant, so that it will live and bring you all the wonderful things you deserve." - Audrey

  • "It wouldn't be terrible at all. It would be a miracle, not to mention the money I'd save on epsom salts and ace bandages." - Audrey

  • "The Audrey II is not a healthy girl." - Seymour

  • "Strictly between us, neither is the Audrey I." - Mr. Mushnik

  • "Oh Audrey, you're the most wonderful person that ever lived. We're gonna get that little house and everything's gonna be all right, you'll see." - Seymour

  • "Let me ask you something! Does this scare you? Would you like if I took this and headed right for your damn incisors?" - Orin

  • "No! I don't know anybody who deserves to get chopped up and fed to a hungry plant!" - Seymour

  • "Every household in America? Thousands of you eating... that's what you had in mind all along, isn't it?" - Seymour

  • "No shit, Sherlock." - Audrey II

  • "We're not talking about one hungry plant here, we're talking about world conquest." - Seymour

  • "And I want to thank you." - Audrey II

  • "Feed me, Seymour / Feed me all night long—That's right, boy!—You can do it! Feed me, Seymour / Feed me all night long / Ha ha ha ha ha! / Cause if you feed me, Seymour / I can grow up big and strong." - Audrey II

  • "Me, you idiot! It's a finger of speech!" - Mr. Mushnik

  • "Aw, take it easy, Dracula. What do you think I'm carrying here, my dirty laundry?" - Seymour

  • "No, I'm electing you President from the United States!...YES, you are fired!" - Mr. Mushnik

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