18 Hilarious Kevin Hart Quotes To Get You Through Your Day
These Kevin Hart Quotes Are Exactly What You Need to Read Today
Kevin Hart's career has certainly skyrocketed in the past few years.
With successful movies under his belt and beloved stand-up comedy series on Netflix, Kevin has stolen many hearts. He's also incredibly inspirational, dolling out advice about career, family, and dreams.
So, if you need something to get your day moving a bit faster or if you just love the comedian, you will throughly enjoy some of the best Kevin Hart quotes. Share them with a friend or save them for yourself, you'll love them all equally. Just like Kevin Hart movies.
Funny Kevin Hart Quotes
"How the hell do you wake up dead?"
"My daughter doesn't even get my humor. She's like, 'Um, no. I don't get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad."
"I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means that you watched the foot come to your face."
"How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what kinda sick dream were you having that caused that."
"My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven."
"Who ever invented alcohol should be shot immediately, Hangovers are the worst... I swear it feels like a fat baby is kicking me in the head."
"So I'm at the office, I tell this guy pass me the stapler, but when you pass it, make sure staples are in it, because if it isn't, I can't staple anythin'."
"You've got allergies, Spencer? I don't have the top two feet of my body!"
Inspirational Kevin Hart Quotes
"The best tip I could give you is to be active. So many people talk about what they want to do and they just love words. Put actions behind your words. Don’t be a talker, be a doer."
"Everybody wants to be famous, but nobody wants to do the work. I live by that. You grind hard so you can play hard. At the end of the day, you put all the work in, and eventually it’ll pay off. It could be in a year, it could be in 30 years. Eventually, your hard work will pay off."
"I never do anything that I don’t want to do."
"Some people love so hard that they can’t control those emotions when they’re at their deepest point."
"My goals are so high that I don’t have time to relax, in any way shape or form."
"The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work."
"My success comes in making fun of whatever you’re doing."
"Some people may hate you for being different and not living by society’s standards, but deep down they wish they had the courage to do the same."
"I feel like I have a job to do, like I constantly have to reinvent myself. The more I up the ante for myself, the better it is in the long run. I try to interact with my fans as much as possible. It’s good that the person I’m being onstage isn’t really an act. It’s really me."
"Laughter heals all wounds, and that’s one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you’re going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing."
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