20 Happy Gilmore Quotes You'll Have Stuck in Your Head Today

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I'm sorry but who doesn't love Happy Gilmore? The classic Adam Sandler movie made me laugh hysterically as a young girl and the movie holds up after all these years.

If you love Happy Gilmore as much as we do you'll especially love reading some great quotes from the 1996 golf comedy.

So sit back and relax while we remind you why Happy Gilmore is one of the funniest movies ever made. Start using some Happy Gilmore quotes on and off the golf course if you feel like beating your very own Shooter McGavin.

Happy Gilmore Quotes

  • "You're gonna die, clown!" - Happy Gilmore

  • "You're in my world now, Grandma." - Hal

  • "Why don't I go eat some hay? I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay. I just may. Whaddya say?" - Happy Gilmore

  • "That's my puck baby. Don't you ever touch my puck!" - Happy Gilmore

  • "Green jacket, gold jacket who gives a crap?" - Happy Gilmore

  • "I thought we were going to be just friends?" - Virginia Venit

  • "What? Friends listen to "Endless Love" in the dark." - Happy Gilmore

Best Happy Gilmore Quotes

  • "Now go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep." - Hal

  • "Damned alligator bit my hand off." - Chubbs

  • "If I saw myself in clothes like that, I'd have to kick my own ass." - Happy Gilmore

  • "Now your back's gonna hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty." - Hal

  • "The price is wrong, bitch!" - Happy Gilmore

  • "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast." - Shooter McGavin

  • "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?" - Happy Gilmore

  • "You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up". - Hal

Happy Gilmore Golf Quotes

  • "Uh oh, Happy learned how to putt." - Happy Gilmore

  • "You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!" - Happy Gilmore

  • "It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips." - Chubbs

  • "Just tap it in. Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy. Tap tap taparoo." - Happy Gilmore

  • "Damn you people. This is golf. Not a rock concert." - Shooter McGavin

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