It's Time To Read The 34 Funniest Grace and Frankie Quotes

Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda as Grace and Frankie in the Netflix original show, holding hands on two blue beach chairs
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So funny, it'll hurt!

Your Abs Will Thank You After Reading 34 Hilarious Grace And Frankie Quotes

Beware, these Grace and Frankie quotes will have you in stitches, your abs might hurt from laughing so hard.

If you've watched the Netflix comedy then you know how funny the show can get. Starring Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin, the two women help each other get over painful divorces. Of course, the scenario is a bit more complicated as Grace and Frankie are single because their husbands left them...for each other. If you haven't watched this hilarious TV show then you better start, right after reading these hilarious Grace and Frankie quotes.

Grace And Frankie Quotes

  • "Once you see the real me, you are gonna run for the hills." - Frankie

  • "Soulmate! Now there there is a meaningless concept." - Grace

  • "Would you mind taking me back home or setting me on fire?" - Grace

  • "I'm an amateur sleuth with an unimpeachable track record." - Frankie

  • "Solving the mystery of who put Jolly Ranchers in the blender isn't much of a track record." - Grace

  • "Your struggle is an inspiration to all of us. Here are your Gucci loafers." - Grace

  • "Everybody needs to toughen up and get me resurrected before I really lose my shit!" - Frankie

  • "Have you ever wondered if Ben and Jerry make more than ice cream together?." - Frankie

  • "We are both formidable people who detest children." - Grace

  • "Once you see the real me, you are gonna run for the hills." - Frankie

  • "When you left, I thought my life was over. I can't sleep in that big fucking bed without him. But I did it. And now I love having that bed to myself, it's fantastic, I sleep in a giant X! You know what this means? Im okay, and I'm going to be okay. Ta-da, congratulate me." - Frankie

Grace And Frankie Funny Quotes

  • " I must have half the beach in my vagina!" - Frankie

  • "Your anger is frightening the sand." - Frankie

  • "Isn’t it a little early for that watermelon to be drunk? I’m talking about you, Grace. You’re the watermelon." - Frankie

  • "I played by all the rules! Why didn’t you tell me there weren’t any rules, it’s not fair!" - Grace

  • "No, no, that wasn’t a stroke. They hadn’t perfected edibles back then." - Frankie

  • "You know, at my age I only have one speed: breakneck. Of course I don’t call it that. Because it is a very real fear." - Grace

  • "I gained another pound today. But I think it’s a pound of knowledge." - Frankie

  • "Hope is over-rated."- Grace

  • "If you’re going into the kitchen could you get me two whiskey sours? One for each hand." - Frankie

  • "I struggle to believe you." - Frankie

Grace And Frankie Quotes

  • "You play like an Amish kid!" - Grace

  • "Why would you yell at a golden retriever? They're like living hugs!" - Frankie

  • "You can't see me, you can't stop me." - Frankie

  • "Am I supposed to be able to smell color?" - Grace

  • "This is not the energy I wanted to start my vision quest with." - Frankie

  • "Fuck it!" - Grace

  • "I don't know. Nap. Tweet a sad haiku." - Frankie

  • "You do know that vodka is made from potatoes." - Frankie

  • "Alcohol has its own rules." - Grace

  • "I'm just like you but with a better personality." - Frankie

  • "If anybody is going to sit on Ryan Gosling's face, it's me!" - Grace

  • "Sweet, muscular Jesus!" - Frankie

  • "And I am a certified amateur psychologist." - Frankie

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