Read 14 Funny Quotes About Periods To Ease the Pain of Mensuration

Natalie Portman laying on a pillow recuperating from her period, in the movie No Strings Attached
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Something to take the edge off.

14 Funny Quotes About Periods That'll Make Your Time of the Month Better


Not the best time of month for women around the world but a necessary occurrence for most. Often times painful, emotional, and exhausting, mensuration can last a few days or longer than a week. Men might not totally understand what happens to their female counterparts, even if they think they do. While periods vary between women, there's one thing we can agree on, they suck. But reading funny quotes about periods make that pain a little better. The truth in the humor is especially enjoyable.

So go ahead, kick back with a heating pad, buy some soothing period products, or take some CBD for cramps and take a look at some seriously funny quotes about periods. Or use these quotes as a tool to educate those around you who might have some questions about mensuration. Text your friend a period meme and make sure to take care of yourself while enjoying the humor in the pain of being a woman.

Funny Quotes About Periods

  • "I shouldn't be punished for not being pregnant." - Unknown

  • "Maybe if period pain burned calories it'd be worth it...." - Unknown

  • "Menstruation, menopause, mental breakdowns, notice how all women's problems begin with men." - Unknown

  • "Stressed out because period is a week late. Period is a week late because of stress." - Unknown

  • "Instead of getting periods, can girls just get a text once a month from Mother Nature saying "you're not pregnant, have a nice day!". - Unknown

  • "Wow uterus, sorry for not getting you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum." - Unknown

  • "Never piss off someone who bleeds for a week every month and doesn't die." - Unknown

Quotes About Periods

  • "Everything hurts and I'm dying." - Leslie Knope

  • "I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina." - Mean Girls

  • "Even Flow, Red, Red, Wine, Sunday Bloody Sunday, I've Got The World On A String. Did you make me a period mix?" - No Strings Attached

  • "It's like a crime scene in my pants." - No Strings Attached

  • "No uterus, no opinion." - Friends

  • "Women on the same menstrual cycle as their friends should really be considered gang members. That's how dangerous they are." - Unknown

  • "When the Hulk goes into a vicious rage and destroys everything he's "incredible" but when I do I'm "on my period." - Unknown

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