25 Funny Quotes About Books That Every Bibliophile Will Agree With

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Bibliophiles Can't Help But Laugh at These Funny Quotes About Books

We love books!

So it's only appropriate that we share with you some of the funniest quotes about books. From famous authors to hilarious writers, there's something for every bibliophile. Whether you love reading casually or are an avid bookworm, these quotes will make every literary lover laugh. Enjoy some funny quotes about books today and send them to your librarian or use as your next Instagram caption you'll be getting laughs left and right.

Funny Quotes About Books

  • "My problem with reading books is that I get distracted....by other books." - Unknown

  • "He said; 'books or me'.... I sometimes remember him when I'm buying new books." - Unknown

  • "You can't enjoy art or books in a hurry." - E.A. Bucchianeri

  • "From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend on reading it." - Groucho Marx

  • "When a book and a head collide and a hollow sound is heard, must it always have come from the book?." - G.C. Lichtenberg

  • "One cannot review a bad book without showing off." - W.H. Auden

  • "Some men live like moths in libraries, not being better for the books, but the books the worse for them, which they only soil with their fingers." - Thomas Fuller

Funny Quotes About Books and Reading

  • "There are two motives for reading a book: one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it." - Bertrand Russell

  • "I always read the last page of a book first so that if I die before I finish I'll know how it turned out." - Nora Ephron

  • "Classic". A book which people praise and don't read." - Mark Twain

  • "A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author." - Gilbert K. Chesterton

  • "Not all readers are leaders, but all leaders are readers." - Harry S. Truman

  • "I'm a bookaholic on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I'm on the road to the bookstore." - Unknown

  • "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx

Funny Quotes About Books

  • "The great thing about books is that there are no commercials." - Unknown

  • "This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two." - George Burns

  • "Books are just TV for smart people." - Unknown

  • "I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy." - Frank Zappa

  • "Books are no more threaded by Kindle than stairs by elevators." - Stephen Fry

  • "A book a day keeps reality away." - Unknown

  • "One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a book is boring you've already finished it." - Franklin P. Jones

  • "My wife joined a book club. They primarily read wine labels." - Unknown

  • "I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading contest. I hit a bookmark." - Stephen Wright

  • "One advantage reading books has over TV is you can't read books and do housework at the same time." - Melanie White

  • "If good books did good, the world would have been converted long ago." - George Moore

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