5 Funny New Years Resolutions That'll Make 2019 The Best Year Yet
It can be hard to stick to a New Year's resolution. There's a lot of pressure to lose weight, drink more water, or sleep eight hours a night. We all know what we should be doing but that doesn't mean it isn't stressful.
So instead of stressing about what to give up this year, read some funny New Years resolutions that'll make you laugh in 2019. From relationships with in-laws to career advice, welcome to the new year, Sophie style.
1. Finally Speak Your Mind to Your Sister-in-Law
Have a sister, sister-in-law, step-brother, or cousin who gets away with jabs at every family event? This year is the year to speak up! Stand up for yourself against people who find joy in bringing you down. If you don't do it this year, will you ever?
2. Chew Your Food More Intently So You Don't Choke and Die, At Home, By Yourself
Don't choke on a piece of ravioli when you're home alone. Chew, chew, chew! You'll take time to chew this year because you want to see 2020, don't you?
3. Say "No" to Every Invitation During the Month of May
There's nothing better than saying "no" to an event you don't want to go to. So, for the entire month of May, say no. Say no to that potluck, say no to that bridal shower, say no to book club. Whatever doesn't bing you joy, say no!
4. Walk Around In Heels If Your Neighbor Below You Smokes So Much Weed, It Comes Up Into Your Bedroom, As Passive-Aggressive Punishment
This is very specific because it's happening to me as we speak. If you live in close quarters you know that neighbors can be loud, smelly, or overtly obnoxious. Instead of rising above it, indulge yourself. If your neighbor wants to break lease rules and smoke especially smelly marijuana from his first floor apartment, put on your highest heels and stomp around. Two can play that game!
5. Accept Your Co-Workers for Who They Are Then Ignore Them Everyday for the Rest of the Year
You can't pick your coworkers, but you can ignore them. Do what you have to do to be a pleasant and cooperative coworker but don't let them bring you down. If they are hindering your career, politely ignore them for the rest of the year. You might be better for it!
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