These Funny Grandma Quotes Are A Little Too Accurate

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She'll love them.

Send These 20 Funny Grandma Quotes to Your Nana and Watch Her Cackle

It's time to show grandma some love! We found some funny grandma quotes that prove just how great she is and how important she is as a member of the family. Whether your mom is her daughter or she raised your dad, it's obvious that she's the best.

Send these hilarious quotes about grandmas to yours and she'll laugh all day long. Grandparents are such a special part of anyone's life so why not share some goodness today? After all, aren't you her favorite grandchild? You will be after sending her some funny quotes!

Funny Grandma Quotes

  • "If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I'd have had them first." - Lois Wyse

  • "What happens at Nana’s… stays at Nana’s."

  • "Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting."

  • "A grandmother is both a sword and a shield." - Fredrik Backman

  • "When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window." - Ogden Nash

  • "I try to be good but I take after my grandma."

  • "I don't care what mom said, grandma said I could have it."

  • "Saw it. Liked it. Asked grandma. Got it."

  • "Grandma, you gotta come get me...your daughter is freaking out!"

  • "All grandchildren are beautiful and brilliant, they take after their grandmother."

Funny Quotes About Grandmas

  • "A house needs a grandma in it." - Louisa May Alcott

  • "Parent-child relationships are complex. Grandmother-grandchild relationships are simple. Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love." - Janet Lanese

  • "Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you’re just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric." - Pam Brown

  • "Grandma serves kisses, counsel, and cookies daily."

  • "Grandmas don’t just say “that’s nice” — they reel back and roll their eyes and throw up their hands and smile. You get your money’s worth out of grandmas'

  • "I'm not retired, I'm a professional grandma."

  • "If nothing is going well, call your grandma." - Italian proverb

  • "A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do." - Lois Wyse

  • "As I learned from growing up, you don't mess with your grandmother." - Prince William

  • "Grandma is my name, spoiling is my game."

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