These Funny Christmas Quotes from Movies Are Santa Approved

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19 Funny Christmas Quotes From Movies That Will Bring You Holiday Cheer

The holidays evoke a lot of emotions. Some could be overwhelming when thinking about money, gifts, travel, and of course...family.

But we've turned our attention to humor. Let's face it, the world needs more of it and this holiday season, we do too. So we found some funny Christmas quotes from movies that'll have you laughing. From White Christmas to Elf, there's something for every movie-goer.

Sit, back, relax and start laughing! Take these quotes with you to your aunts Christmas party and feel seen.

Funny Christmas Quotes From Movies

  • "You’re skipping Christmas! Isn’t that against the law?" - Christmas With the Kranks

  • "Look, Charlie, let’s face it. We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It’s run by a big Eastern syndicate, you know." - A Charlie Brown Christmas

  • "I don’t think anyone would criticise us for laying down our rifles on Christmas Eve." - Joyeux Noel

  • "You stink. You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa." - Elf

  • "Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head. And I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?" - Christmas Vacation

  • "You'll shoot your eye out, kid. Merry Christmas. Ho... ho... ho..." - A Christmas Story

  • "Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part. We'll improvise... just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You hate Christmas! You're gonna steal it. Saving Christmas is a lousy ending, way too commercial. ACTION!” - How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Funny Christmas Quotes from Christmas Movies

  • "One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books." - Harry Potter

  • "If you see a sign that says ‘Peep Show’, that doesn’t mean they’re letting you look at presents before Christmas." - Elf

  • "Let’s put the ass back in Christmas! That didn’t come out exactly as I planned it, but you guys get what I mean." - Bad Moms Christmas

  • "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear." - Elf

  • "Christmas was on its way. Lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas, upon which the entire kid year revolved." - A Christmas Story

  • "Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant." - The Grinch

  • "Merry Christmas, you filthy animal." - Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

  • "Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!" - It's A Wonderful Life

  • "Yes, sir. Thank you. Merry Christmas. (to Executive) Merry Christmas. (to Executive) Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah." - Christmas Vacation

  • "I shot Santa Claus in the face! He's real, and I shot him in the face!" - A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas

  • "You say you hate Washington's Birthday or Thanksgiving and nobody cares, but you say you hate Christmas and people treat you like you're a leper." - Gremlins

  • "Sometimes you have to slap them in the face just to get their attention!" - Scrooged

  • "There's no Christmas in the Army!" - White Christmas

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