15 Fleabag Quotes That Can Be Used In Any Scenario In Life
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15 Perfectly Hilarious Fleabag Quotes That You Should Use Daily
If you haven't seen Fleabag, please, stop what you're doing and turn it on. It is one of the most unique and hilarious shows, ever. Thanks to creator and star, Phoebe Waller-Bridge you will thoroughly enjoy Fleabag and all the hilarious quotes that go with it. If you enjoy a delightful British comedy take a look at these hilarious Fleabag quotes. From raunchy comedy to witty writing, there's a reason this show was praised. If you love comedy you will love Fleabag quotes!
Hilarious Fleabag Quotes
"I did a fart the other day that was exactly like mum's." - Fleabag
"You know the most fascinating thing about Father here, is that his mother was originally a lesbian!" - Godmother
"Why would you believe in something awful when you could believe in something wonderful?" - The Priest
"Don't make me an optimist, you will ruin my life." - Fleabag
"You'll always be fine. You'll always be interesting, with your quirky cafe and your dead best friend. You just make me feel like I've failed." - Claire
"Claire..." - Fleabag
"If you mention the size of my office, I will scream." - Claire
"It's huge!" - Fleabag
"My bottom dropped ages ago. My farts used to be like "pah!". Now they're just sort of fighting their way out." - Fleabag
"I have a horrible feeling I am a greedy, perverted, selfish, apathetic, cynical, depraved, morally bankrupt woman who can't even call herself a feminist." - Fleabag
"To be fair, she is not an evil stepmother. She's just a c--t." - Fleabag
"I'm not obsessed with sex, I just can't stop thinking about it. The performance of it. The awkwardness of it. The drama of it. The moment you realise someone wants your body. Not so much the feeling of it." - Fleabag
"Sometimes I worry, I wouldn't be such a feminist if I had bigger tits." - Fleabag
"Chic means boring. Don't tell the French." - Fleabag
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